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Vending Machine Messaging
Tape a sign on the vending machine that says, "Don't do it, fatso," or "Please stock with those little bottles of Jack Daniels."
Oct 7th 2008 By Asylum Staff
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Vending Machine Messaging
Tape a sign on the vending machine that says, "Don't do it, fatso," or "Please stock with those little bottles of Jack Daniels."
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Wednesday 08 October
By Freeman
I think you people really need to chill out. It seems you spend ssssooooooo much time & energy on the negative rather than taking the time to laugh at ourselves and not taking life so seriously. Life's too short. Just ask anyone one of your grandparents! Stop being so bitter and enjoy life, it's the only one you've got!
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Wednesday 08 October
By Mary
relax grandpa, its funny..
Wednesday 08 October
By bettina
I thnk this is funny but at the same same time it is ceepy!But was laghing when I saw this!But i don't know why?But i got to say that is was a litte funny well at leat to make you smile!:)
Some people are thinking GROSS!!!!!I put that n my body!!!!But look on the bright side at least you ae not sick!
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