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Office pranks are a force of nature. Nothing short of divine intervention can keep the 9-to-5 shenanigans from happening.In our continuing study of the War on Productivity, we've been analyzing "Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks," a new tactical manual with detailed diagrams that come in handy for the professional prankster.
Asylum is proud to debrief you now on a compilation of some of the most elite tactics to distract the unfortunate souls who share space with you in Cubicle Hell. In addition to "Cubicle Warfare," we've also included reader-suggested pranks, and excerpts from "Working for the Man." Our gallery of guerrilla tactics just keeps on growing. But if you feel we've missed any key campaigns, send them along, soldier.
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Wednesday 08 October
By Bill D
If an asshole passed some of that cubical pranks on me I would fatten the nerd's lip after I kicked his or her ass. They belong back with their parents and not out with grownups. If they worked for my company I would fire their ass and have them and their bycycles out on the road in a NY minute.
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Wednesday 08 October
By LD
Bill
You have issues, get help
Wednesday 08 October
By Chad
i think people like you deserve to bite the curb...The wanna-be corperate americans who think their job is important but your really just another uptight think your a tough guy pussy piss on like the rest of them. Pranks and jokes are good for the heart and soul, they keep people sane in such a crazy world. Its assholes like you who deserve to have your lip fattened for being such a strait faced asshole. I bet all your co-workers think your a piece of shit like i do
Wednesday 08 October
By Freeman
Bill D, it's obvious you were that fat kid that got picked on all the time. I guess all those "weggies" "nuggies" and never getting invited, or the last kid picked has really stuck with you. Relax, quit your bitching and man up. The only ass you could kick is the cats. Go to the gym and work off some of that childhood trauma that still has you talking and looking at life like a little bitch! Cheer up!
Thursday 09 October
By Connor
You all need to calm the hell down, especially you Bill D, get that stick out of your ass and have a sense of humor. Stop taking your job so serious and acting like a "mature" adult.
Thursday 09 October
By Ed
Yes because it's real adult to kick people's ass for a harmless prank, right? Hypocrite.
Thursday 09 October
By B.K.
Bill,
I'd be very much suprised if you were a "Grownup" and still calling people nerds. You musn't realize there is millions upon millions of office enviroment jobs in the U.S. Most employees aren't "nerds" and if they are, do know they have a higher income then yourself.
As for your hypothetical business, I don't think you would have to worry about firing anyone because no one would want to work for a company with an executive with an attitude that comes off as yours now.
Friday 10 October
By Joe B.
Bill,buddy,for a big office man i would expect you to know how to spell. It's bicycle, not bycycle
Friday 10 October
By Vonnie
Wow Bill! What is up with you? Why are you so uptight? I understand some pranks should not take place in certain places, but kick ass,or fire that is a little extreme. I think you might need a hug and maybe a good massage to help you relax and laugh a little. You are the perfect one to do a good LOL prank on in hopes to get you smiling again so that you can recall what that feels like.
~SMOOCHES~
Friday 10 October
By RMM
Jesus.. Did someone tie your shoes together when you were little or something? Those are some strong emotions there over some good-natured fun. =(
Wednesday 08 October
By CANDY
Who has time to come up with those horrifying pranks???
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Wednesday 08 October
By Tom
We thought our Vice President was joking when she asked us all to call her "Duchess," as we joined her computer company in California.
Turned out, she had a tawdry, FAKE GOLD PLAQUE on her desk that said, "Duchess." She was absolutely, dead serious. Only her friends at the technical co. got to call her by her real name.
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Wednesday 08 October
By lena
i wont take nothing thats been opened from any body because of this kind of stuff. i dont trust nobody with food or drinks , i prepare my own food and open my own cokes.
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Wednesday 08 October
By Steven
Candy, you need to lighten up. You have a stick shoved so far up your butt it is not even funny. I bet you have no friends. It is called humor. Are you one of those fat chicks with no friends and a hatred for every person who is having fun in this life? You only live once, better have a little fun. What a LOSER!
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Wednesday 08 October
By livie
I think practical jokes are the best. However , there 's some "people " who just dont understand how to have fun .My best want the time I took the pins out of the hinges of a large mens bathroom door at a facility where I worked . When that door slammed on the floor it was so loud the guy screamed. He really had to use the pot after that , without the door !
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Wednesday 08 October
By Lisa Floyd Currah
GOOD ONE!!!! I'm LMAO!!!
Wednesday 08 October
By Steven
Candy, you need to lighten up. You have a stick shoved so far up your butt it is not even funny. I bet you have no friends. It is called humor. Are you one of those fat chicks with no friends and a hatred for every person who is having fun in this life? You only live once, better have a little fun. What a LOSER! And, just FYI a New York Minute is still 60 seconds. That is about how long it would take for people to figure out you are a dud. Don't get asked out much, do ya? No parties for the lame ass? Nobody asking you to join the gang for pizza? Now you know why.
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Wednesday 08 October
By mindy
um yea Candy has her own opinion if she wants to say it she can, you dont have to be such a ass about it, and i think its just because your saying that because you dont have a life, bc you dont even kno this chick and your making fun. YOUR IMMATURE!!!
Wednesday 08 October
By Lauren
i like the oreo one, but if someone did that to me i'd be pretty darn mad, once my dad put Pickles in my ice cream
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Wednesday 08 October
By Erin Michele
I'll admit it... I have pulled the Oreo and toothpaste gag on some friends last April Fools Day. 6/7 people I pulled it on fell for it and laughed vowing never to trust another Oreo from me again. The other person had seen the prank on the internet the night before and knew what I was up to, haha. I wouldn't pull this type of stuff in an office setting, but a dorm... pranks are an everyday occurrence, haha!
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