Oct 10th 2008 By Cary McNeal

Mug Shot Hotties Smile for the Camera

We're all well acquainted with the standard disheveled celebrity mug shot thanks to folks like Hugh Grant, Nick Nolte and Yasmine Bleeth. Even Hugh Hefner's identical lovers are getting in on the (allegedly) famous people with (allegedly) felonious headshots act.

But a rogues' gallery doesn't have to be so unpleasant on the eyes, does it? Asylum says, "No!" We decided to flip through the online archives and uncover some evildoers with a bit more appeal -- whether it's a smile, a wink or a well-tanned shoulder. Consider it journalistic research in criminal justice trends.

But our work isn't necessarily done. For many of these lovely lawbreakers, we can't fathom what could have prompted the cops to slap on the cuffs. If you've got theories as to the nature of their charges, let us know in the comments.

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Hottie Mugshots

Who is this beauty and why is she smiling? Click here to see some of our favorite and lovely law-breakers -- famous and undiscovered.

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This photo provided by Val Verde, Texas, County Sheriff's Office shows one-time NFL cheerleader and reality TV bride-to-be Mary Delgado who is out of jail after being arrested in a Del Rio, Texas, bar, Sunday, Nov 16, 2008. Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from "The Bachelor," or professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick, in 2004, was arrested in Del Rio early Sunday after refusing to leave a local bar. She was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest and released about an hour later.

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Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.

She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?

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Hey baby, why the long face?

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So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.

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We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.

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If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.

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Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!

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Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.

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A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.

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These pics aren't criminal, but they are cringe-worthy ...

Goofy Beauties

Amy Smart is more than happy to show what she'd look like with a second chin.

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Model Erin Axtell does not realize that foundation makes lame war paint.

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Looks like no one has showed model Agyness Deyn how to use a straw.

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It's very seldom that Angelina Jolie doesn't ooze sexuality. This is one of those times.

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This model at Kitten Fashion Week Fall 2007 would rather lick than purr.

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This model is doing her best Billy Idol impression.

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Lindsay Lohan whistles while she works

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Don't fret, Beyonce. The ninja turtles are on their way to protect you from the Shredder.

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It's not entirely clear whether Rachel Bilson is puckering up or smelling her upper lip. It's probably a little of both.

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Amy Adams may have played a princess in "Enchanted," but here she looks like the village lunatic.

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Monday 13 October

By Keith Cox

Highest Rank

Is this annoying ?

Monday 13 October

By kazass

Lowest Ranked

Ok, so what is up with Hef's girlfriends? Is it me or do they look like they have double the eyebrow allotment?

Monday 13 October

By scoops

Neutral

Hey,,somebody ask the twins father Mr. Patrick Shannon of Largo Fla. pill popper, loser how it feels to pimp out his kids. And ask the grand mother Ms. Annette Hines of Largo Fla. scammer,never held a job how it feels to pimp out her grand kids.

Monday 13 October

By EdgarLongenecker

Neutral

...Obama, confesses, with every snakeoil salesman speech, with his cutesy, 12 year old Valleygirl abbreviated chopped off word endings... and, the Sheeple are lining up to get fleeced, by, O Baaaaa Maaaaa, The Bleating Heart, Sheeples' Messiah. BBAAAARRRRRAAAAAACCCCKKKK, the sound of a cattledrive serenade.... and... the sound of a zigzagging gasbag, emitting, The Winds Of Change... no more than gas passed in a windstorm... AND... you losers are lining up for chopped off heads.....

Monday 13 October

By jchap

Lowest Ranked

What does this article about women being booked have to do with Barack Obama? You know I was leaning more towards John McCain, but i've realized that Obama would be the better choice. The more and more that McCain, Palin, you and others seem to bash him, the more and more people like me seem to like him.

Monday 13 October

By Doug

Highest Rank

Have you tried some sort of anti-psychotic drug? What the HELL are you talking about?

Tuesday 14 October

By awinja

Neutral

stop hating alot of people did not expect him to get you need it .this far . are you scared that he actually might become the next president ? he is the greatest achiever this decade has known , try his go-getter attitude and walk in his shoes i think you need it ...positive thinking .

Wednesday 15 October

By ranger17

Lowest Ranked

yah! and ur the queen of denial, tunnel vision, idiot

Tuesday 25 November

By frgalvez

Highest Rank

Hey Edger Redneck you need to get out off the sheep farm and deal with it. Stop crying BHAAAAAAA BHAAAAAAAAA

Monday 13 October

By me

Lowest Ranked

what in the world are you trying to say?

Monday 13 October

By scoops

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Monday 13 October

By Mark Shark

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Wednesday 15 October

By Brenda in NC

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I bet without even seeing you that you are some dorkey white dude who just like th other people in your race, do not want to give up your power.

I bet your ancestors never though that when they brought my ancestors over here from Africa that we would never come this far. (But ha-ha) we are and did.

You see we are the most bless people on the planet. We don't mind thanking and worshipping God.Because thats where we get our strenght from (you dig).

Monday 13 October

By EdgarLongenecker

Neutral

This is called, Freedom Of Speech.... Obama should be arrested for impersonating an American. Refer to all the facts regarding the secrecy of his past, and, the news blackout, that goes with him. Ask yourselves, who's willing to buy him the presidency,what's in it for them; who's got the bucks to do that...and why... you should get bent, over my opinion...

Monday 13 October

By MRAMERICA

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SECRET MUSLIM MAN

THERE’S A MAN WHO PUTS US ALL IN DANGER.
HE GIVES US BULLSHIT AND REMAINS A STRANGER.
HE’S CALLED THE OBAMA MAN,
AND HE’LL TAX US ALL HE CAN!
THE ODDS ARE HE’LL SCREW UP THE WORLD TOMORROW!
SECRET MUSLIM MAN! SECTET MUSLIM MAN!
THE NAME’S BARACK OBAMA, COMMUNISM IS HIS GAME!

HE’S CAREFUL NOT TO LET HIS BACKGROUND SHOW.
AND THE HOLLYWOOD HOMOS SHOWERED HIM WITH DOUGH.
OUR ENEMIES ARE HIS FRIENDS
THIEVES AND CRIMINALS HE DEFENDS.
THE ODDS ARE HE’LL SCREW UP THE WORLD TOMMORROW.
SECRET MUSLIM MAN! SECRET MUSLIM MAN!
HIS NAME’S BARRACK OBAMA, COMMUNISM IS HIS GAME.

BEWARE HIS SMILING FACE FOR YOU WILL FIND
THAT A SMILING FACE CAN HIDE AN EVIL MIND.
HE’LL TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY
AND REPARATIONS MAKE YOU PAY
THE ODDS ARE HE’LL SCREW UP THE WORLD TOMMORROW!
SECRET MUSLIM MAN! SECRET MUSLIM MAN!
HIS NAME’S BARRACK OBAMA, COMMUNISM IS HIS GAME.

Tuesday 14 October

By Bornhere

Neutral

Hey Mramerica. You need to go and shave your head. If you don't want a Brotha to run the country just say it. Pull off your sheet you are not alone. Too bad though we will win.
Go Barack!

Tuesday 14 October

By mv

Neutral

I thought I'd remind MRAMERICA to take his meds, but I don't think it'll help.

Saturday 18 October

By sarah

Lowest Ranked

This guy with the Barak Obama song is a lunatic. Go to school or something you ignoramous!

Tuesday 25 November

By frgalvez

Neutral

You is dumber than a sack of rocks. Your white European ansesters were slaves to the Romans and Moors so stop bitching. The blood of every country in the world is in the United States. Deal with it!!!!!!!

Monday 13 October

By Brock Magic

Neutral

I also know Patrick, very much a user, (drugs and people). He doesn't care if he pimps them out. He's headed for a very lonely existance, as I'm afraid the girls are as well, just because no one ever taught them better.... Very sad.....