But a rogues' gallery doesn't have to be so unpleasant on the eyes, does it? Asylum says, "No!" We decided to flip through the online archives and uncover some evildoers with a bit more appeal -- whether it's a smile, a wink or a well-tanned shoulder. Consider it journalistic research in criminal justice trends.
But our work isn't necessarily done. For many of these lovely lawbreakers, we can't fathom what could have prompted the cops to slap on the cuffs. If you've got theories as to the nature of their charges, let us know in the comments.
Hottie Mugshots
This photo provided by Val Verde, Texas, County Sheriff's Office shows one-time NFL cheerleader and reality TV bride-to-be Mary Delgado who is out of jail after being arrested in a Del Rio, Texas, bar, Sunday, Nov 16, 2008. Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from "The Bachelor," or professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick, in 2004, was arrested in Del Rio early Sunday after refusing to leave a local bar. She was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest and released about an hour later.
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Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.
She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?
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Hey baby, why the long face?
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So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.
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We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.
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If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.
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Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!
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Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.
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A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.
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These pics aren't criminal, but they are cringe-worthy ...
Goofy Beauties
Amy Smart is more than happy to show what she'd look like with a second chin.
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Model Erin Axtell does not realize that foundation makes lame war paint.
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Looks like no one has showed model Agyness Deyn how to use a straw.
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It's very seldom that Angelina Jolie doesn't ooze sexuality. This is one of those times.
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This model at Kitten Fashion Week Fall 2007 would rather lick than purr.
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This model is doing her best Billy Idol impression.
Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho, WireImage.com
Lindsay Lohan whistles while she works
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Don't fret, Beyonce. The ninja turtles are on their way to protect you from the Shredder.
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It's not entirely clear whether Rachel Bilson is puckering up or smelling her upper lip. It's probably a little of both.
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Amy Adams may have played a princess in "Enchanted," but here she looks like the village lunatic.
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Tuesday 14 October
By Madison
Why waste all this verbal gas on either of the crooks running for president? Vote for either. Vote for neither. Don't vote. None of it makes a difference. We'll still get screwed, and you will still be pointing fingers, just what they want us to do instead of pointing guns. Get over it.
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Tuesday 14 October
By spike
If I were comtemplating becoming a republican,reading all the stupid,irrational republican comments would certainly change my mind.Do the republican party a favor and cease with the ignorance.No one would want to be associated with such a group as you represent
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Tuesday 14 October
By mcat
So....Some hott girls in those mugshots huh......
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Tuesday 14 October
By Reggy
You know, I think I have had a few of these women. http://htglsecrets.com/
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Tuesday 14 October
By who cares
come on people wake up it doesn't matter who wins they both suck just like bush. fill your heads full of lies to win then they do what they want to help the rich get richer and the poor get poorer tax breaks for the middle class rich people get a break all the time look at the oil companies. we vote only for rich people because they are good at makeing money. ya right good at stealing it.thats how they got rich to start i say we abolish the government and start dfr5om the begining.some of them have been there way to long and will die there they should all be shot for treason.
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Friday 17 October
By Dale
The just man has a care for the rights of the poor;
the wicked man has no such concern.
Proverbs 29:7
Sirach 22 1-17
The sluggard is like a stone in the mud;everyone hisses at his disgrace.The sluggard is like a lump of dung;whoever touches him wipes his hands.An unruly child is a disgrace to its father;if it be a daughter,she brings him to poverty.A thoughtful daughter becomes a treasure to her husband,a shameless one is her fathers grief.A hussy shames her father and her husband;by both she is despised.Like a song in time of mourning is inopportune talk,but lashes and discipline are at all times wisdom.
Teaching a fool is like gluing a broken pot,or like disturbing a man in the depths of sleep;he talks with a slumberer who talkes with a fool,for when it is over,he will say,"What was that?"Weep over the dead man,for his light has gone out;weep over the fool,for sense has left him.Weep but a little over the dead man,for he is at rest;but worse than death is the life of a fool.Seven days of mourning for the dead,but for the wicked fool a whole lifetime.Speak but seldom with the stupid man,be not companion of a brute;beware of him lest you have trouble and be spattered when he shakes himself;turn away from him and you will find rest and not be wearied by his lack of sense.What is heavier than lead,and what is its name but "Fool"?Sand and salt and an iron mass are easier to bear than a stupid man.Masonry bonded with wooden beams is not loosed by an earthquake;neither is a resolve constructed with careful deliberation shaken in a moment of fear.A resolve that is backed by prudent understanding is like the polished surface of a smooth wall.Small stones lying on a open hight will not remain when the wind blows;neither can a timid resolve based on foolish plans withstand fear of any kind.
I had a dream of a lump of dung on my front lawn,and when i woke and went outside someone had thrown a drawing on my lawn.
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Wednesday 15 October
By ANGEL
AGAIN...THE DEVIL MAY THINK HE KNOWS MORE BUT WILL NEVER WIN! LOOK AT THE BIBLE, BOOK OF REVELATIONS, CHAPTER 13. YOU LOSE!!!!! GOD GRANTED US FREE WILL BUT TO BURN IN ALL ETERNITY IS YOUR CHOICE!
Wednesday 15 October
By ANGEL
AGAIN READ THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS, CHAPTER 13. PEOPLE, DO NOT LET THE DEVIL DETER US FROM THE GOOD WORD OF THE LORD...ANGEL 10:15. EVIL WILL SPEAK IN TONGUES AND MAKE YOU BELIEVE, DO NOT BELIEVE!!!
Tuesday 14 October
By MaMa Tink
WOW. You guys are making this way too much into race!! I'm so glad i'm not a guy with all that testosterone running thru me!! and i hope my son can learn better than ya'll to accept his fellow man, no matter race, handicap or sexual preference. Take a page from anthony, this is about hot girls mug shots. why don't ya'll grab the lotion and a box of tissues and go to town! haha...
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Tuesday 14 October
By A REAL MAN
Why is it that you have to take a test to get a drivers' license but any MORON can become a parent? If that's all you're teaching your kid,to grab some lotion and tissues? You need more education than your kid. YA'LL NEED SOME REAL HELP!!!
Tuesday 14 October
By ANGEL
PLEASE, PLEASE, REFER TO THE BIBLE!!! LOOK UP CHAPTER 13 IN THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS:
IN THIS CHAPTER OF THE BIBLE IT TELLS US IT IS 42 MONTHS (ALMOST A FOUR YEAR PRESIDENTIAL TERM).
ACCORDING TO THIS CHAPTER, IT TELLS US THAT THE ANTI-CHRIST WILL BE A MAN, IN HIS 40'S, OF MUSLIM DESCENT, WHO WILL DECEIVE THE NATIONS WITH PURSUASIVE LANGUAGE, AND HAVE A MASSIVE CHRIST-LIKE APPEAL...THE PROPHECY SAYS THAT PEOPLE WILL FLOCK TO HIM AND HE WILL PROMISE FALSE HOPE AND PROMISE WORLD PEACE, AND WHEN HE IS IN POWER HE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING...
DO WE RECOGNIZE THIS DESCRIPTION???
NO MATTER WHAT RELIGION YOU ARE, DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, PICK UP A BIBLE AND CHECK IT OUT. I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS FREAK, THIS WAS ACTUALLY SENT TO ME IN AN E-MAIL. I DO BELIEVE IN THE GOOD LORD AND IN THE BIBLE. IF PEOPLE VOTE FOR HIM SIMPLY BECAUSE HE'S "AFRICAN AMERICAN", WE ALL LOSE! KEEP IN MIND, HE APPEARS TO COME OUT OF THE BLUE, A MAN OF MANY DISGUISES AND NEVER ANSWERS A QUESTION WITH A STRAIGHT ANSWER. I'VE HEARD THIS BEING REFERRED TO AS "THE DEVIL'S TONGUE". IT'S NOT ABOUT BLACK VS. WHITE. WE, AS A NATION, AS WELL AS THE WORLD, WILL SUFFER. I'M NOT A BIG MCCAIN SUPPORTER. I WILL, HOWEVER, TAKE SERIOUSLY WHAT I READ IN CHAPTER 13 OF THE BIBLE AND VOTE ACORDINGLY. WE WILL ALL DIE ONE DAY AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE ANTI-CHRIST! THINK (AND READ)BEFORE YOU VOTE!!!
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Tuesday 14 October
By JIM
All of you arrogant frivolouse little politicaly correct people please go find yourself a nice forumn where you can have organised discussion over the two canidates and stop BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME whenever i get on the computer to look at some AOL news then read the comments about oh lets say for instance THIS SUBJECT WHICH SHOULD BE ABOUT THE TWO GALLERIES ABOVE!
I wont say i'm for either of them because this is not the place to state that, now you "mature adults" PLEASE MOVE YOU IREVOCABLE NARROW MINDED BRAINS TO A MORE SUITABLE DISCUSSION AREA!
-Jim
~the 14 year old who told you all off and had a pretty good reason for doing so.
--with limited swearing
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Tuesday 14 October
By Older than YOU
LITLE JIMMY, first off, if you're 14 and your parents dont kick your butt for typing "shit" on the net, well, WE (the arrogant) will report you for the language you're using. BTW little Jimmy, PLEASE STAY IN SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL WORTH A SH*T!!! May have to report you for the spelling alone. THIS is why you have to be 18 to vote; at 14 you can't tell what to pull first, your weiner or the voting switch!!! You have plenty of time to grow up and it seems that you need all the time in the world! AND, BTW, we, the ones you've been telling off??!! We all got together and pooled our money to buy you a blow-up doll so that you can blow smoke up someones (or something's) else's A*S. We DO care about your opinion. REALLY?? NO, NOT REALLY! Talk to us when you have the sense to realize that your head is on your shoulders and NOT in your pants! Until then, Buh bye! Kids, don't they say the darndest things? LMAO
Tuesday 14 October
By Heather
They're not ALL hookers.. you can clearly see that about 2 or 3 were busted for being drunk (either DUI or public intox)...either that or the guys that are judging "hot girls" need to get their eyes checked on a couple of them because they are completely FUBAR
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Thursday 16 October
By Kareen
Why is it so hard for us to get along? For years blacks have voted for a white person, why is it now so hard for some whites to vote for a black man even if it is for the greater good of the country? When Senator Obama wins and the country has changed for the better, will you be giving back all the benefits that you would have gained from him winning. I hope your ignorance doesn't stretch that far. But wait a minute even tho you are such BIGOTS, you will still benefit from his presidency.By the way i'm not black i'm AN AMERICAN
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Saturday 18 October
By CM
My god... I'm thinking if you hae a computer, you probnable have a job. Get some counseling
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Saturday 18 October
By johnsonshelly24
Obama is by far the better candidate. McCain and Palin together cannot stop copying Obama,who will be our next president. This is just par for the course of our great history,,,,everything people of color invented and achieved made this county what it is today. However, the racists good ole boys and girls copied and claimed all of their achievments. People of color with an education is obviously your worst nightmare....sleep well
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Saturday 18 October
By sk
anyone else notice that #9 and #17 appear to be the same person?
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Saturday 18 October
By nickinights
Thank you, you guys or chicks or whoever! I haven't laughed this good, for quite some time. I loved the pictures of jailbird hotties, goofy beauties and others, but the title commentary, below the photos, were the BEST! I like the way you think! Oh...the comments that are being posted are pretty funny too. Thank you everyone...
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Saturday 18 October
By nickinights
Oh my God!....I'm STILL laughing! You guys are killing me! (ha, ha, ha.....)
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