We're all well acquainted with the standard disheveled celebrity mug shot thanks to folks like Hugh Grant, Nick Nolte and Yasmine Bleeth. Even Hugh Hefner's identical lovers are getting in on the (allegedly) famous people with (allegedly) felonious headshots act.

But a rogues' gallery doesn't have to be so unpleasant on the eyes, does it? Asylum says, "No!" We decided to flip through the online archives and uncover some evildoers with a bit more appeal -- whether it's a smile, a wink or a well-tanned shoulder. Consider it journalistic research in criminal justice trends.

But our work isn't necessarily done. For many of these lovely lawbreakers, we can't fathom what could have prompted the cops to slap on the cuffs. If you've got theories as to the nature of their charges, let us know in the comments.

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Who is this beauty and why is she smiling? Click here to see some of our favorite and lovely law-breakers -- famous and undiscovered.
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    This photo provided by Val Verde, Texas, County Sheriff's Office shows one-time NFL cheerleader and reality TV bride-to-be Mary Delgado who is out of jail after being arrested in a Del Rio, Texas, bar, Sunday, Nov 16, 2008. Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from "The Bachelor," or professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick, in 2004, was arrested in Del Rio early Sunday after refusing to leave a local bar. She was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest and released about an hour later.

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    Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.

    She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?

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    Hey baby, why the long face?

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    So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.

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    We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.

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    If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.

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    Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!

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    Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.

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    A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.

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These pics aren't criminal, but they are cringe-worthy ...

Goofy Beauties

    Amy Smart is more than happy to show what she'd look like with a second chin.

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    Model Erin Axtell does not realize that foundation makes lame war paint.

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    Looks like no one has showed model Agyness Deyn how to use a straw.

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    It's very seldom that Angelina Jolie doesn't ooze sexuality. This is one of those times.

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    This model at Kitten Fashion Week Fall 2007 would rather lick than purr.

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    This model is doing her best Billy Idol impression.

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    Lindsay Lohan whistles while she works

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    Don't fret, Beyonce. The ninja turtles are on their way to protect you from the Shredder.

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    It's not entirely clear whether Rachel Bilson is puckering up or smelling her upper lip. It's probably a little of both.

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    Amy Adams may have played a princess in "Enchanted," but here she looks like the village lunatic.

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