Drunk Man Tries to Hijack Plane

You know you're hammered when you feel the urge to do stuff you've seen in action movies despite lacking the necessary training, experience and clarity of mind. Of course, there's also the fact that movies aren't real.

This oversight is what we suspect happened with a drunk Uzbeki passenger on a Turkish Airlines flight this week who was so trashed that he declared that he had a bomb strapped to his body. The plane was traveling from the Turkish resort of Antalya to St. Petersburg, Russia, and had 164 people on board.

Moments after demanding the plane be rerouted to France, fellow passengers sprung to action and overpowered the man. No explosives were found, but we assume his breath was kickin'.

In addition to being detained in St. Petersburg, there's little doubt the incident resulted in a hangover of epic proportions.