We can understand getting turned on at the car wash if a bunch of soaked, bikini-clad babes are squeezing their sponges over your windshield, but something more mysterious must have triggered it for a Michigan man who was recently arrested for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a drive-through car wash.The 29-year-old Hoover lover was arrested Thursday about 90 miles northwest of Detroit, after a resident reported suspicious activity at the car wash around 6:45 a.m. We're not sure what alerted the resident to the sexy goings-on in the car wash (the sweet sounds of Marvin Gaye?) but an approaching officer caught the man in the act and promptly arrested him.
Not since Buster's torrid affair with the robot vacuum cleaner on "Arrested Development" have we heard such a touching story of love between man and machine. At least the chances are good that the perpetrator will end up on janitorial staff in prison, where he will be reunited with the object of his affection.
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Monday 20 October
By Jusin
theres another case of man and machine lovin, whatabout the drunk guy and the truck... they were a love match to begin with and to end with.
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Tuesday 21 October
By Me
That sucks!
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Tuesday 21 October
By Angiebaby
I think the judge should force them to marry....
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Wednesday 22 October
By jbjg24m
idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday 22 October
By bill
the rest of the story is that his left nut ended up outside his peehole.
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Wednesday 22 October
By bill
was the vacuum charged with giving sexual favors?
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Wednesday 22 October
By bill
did the vacuum spit or swallow?
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Monday 27 October
By B oss
The worst part of this is getting caught. It's a bad thing to get caught "ruffing the suspect" but jerking the hoover???
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