When our coffee wears off around 3:30 p.m. and we hit that midday slump in the office, we often find ourselves wishing we could loosen the ol' belt and get comfortable. Like no-pants comfortable. But it's that kind of thinking that led to arrest for a female bartender who recently decided to work in the nude. Police arrested 24-year-old Jamie Day last Friday at the Pub Room in Alton, Illinois on a misdemeanor for bartending in her birthday suit. It wasn't the bar's first run-in with Johnny Law -- police had arrested "partially naked women" on a prior occasion, one of whom was wearing only a thin, black G-string and black boots. The second employee was wearing a transparent red lingerie top and festive Santa Claus hat, along with thin G-string underwear, white high-heeled shoes and thigh-high stockings.
Day managed to put a shirt on before the officers arrived, but was arrested for "lewd entertainment" anyway, since a customer had called to complain about the clothes-free drink-slinger. It's probably the same guy who used to ask the teacher if she forgot to assign homework.
We don't know if any of these girls got arrested for bartending nude, but we sure like their mug shots.
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Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.
She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?
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Hey baby, why the long face?
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So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.
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We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.
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If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.
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Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!
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Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.
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A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.
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She's a 9. And this is a bad day. On a good day, she's a 15.
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Thursday 23 October
By jerry
na it was some homosexual that could never stand to see a hot chick nude i think it gave him an erector set
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Thursday 23 October
By Susan Smith
Had to laugh out loud at the "It's probably the same guy who used to ask the teacher if she forgot to assign homework." Thanks for making a Chemistry teacher smile at the end of a long day!
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Thursday 23 October
By Chuck
That's really funny. What was that guy doing in there anyway - it obviously wasn't Applebee's. the dumb shit.
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Thursday 23 October
By es
how idiotic- why dont they go after real criminals
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Thursday 23 October
By Limobarbie
Drive by shootings are rampant about 3 miles down the road from this bar, but we definitely need to arrest the nekkid barmaid--God forbid anyone should see some tits with his beer!
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Friday 24 October
By DJ2ALL
This girl just wanted to have fun.. i bet none of the other custumers complaint.. he must have been gay.
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Thursday 23 October
By Bella
Number one, that girl is not hot. Number two, I applaud the gentleman who called the authorities. I didn't think there were too many of those types of guys left in the world. I know many women who would love to have his phone number. For the rest of you, that is just typical american male standards...no class.
Now, if the shoe was put on the other foot and it was a nude male behind the bar exposing his package, all you men would be making a beeline to see who could get to the phone first.
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Wednesday 29 October
By Raven
No I wouldn't. I wouldn't care. It's not that damn serious.
Wednesday 29 October
By primerebel
No I wouldn't. I wouldn't care. It's not that damn serious.
Thursday 23 October
By Joe
The guy that called the fuzz is no doubt queer.
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Thursday 23 October
By Marc
I bet there are a lot of girls who would want this guys number. But let's just say their idea of a fun time would be watching the grass grow in their backyard. No thanks!
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Thursday 23 October
By alli
Filthy, dirty whores. More than likely are looking for men to pay them to have sex. If any of you guys touched those pigs you would get VD or Aids. They probably stink to hell between their legs having had so many dicks there. Disgusting degenerates. Yeah, like you would really date or marry one of those smelly cunt pigs. YOu make me laugh saying thats ok.
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Friday 24 October
By J.J.
To alli
Smelly Pigs?
Because you are insecure in your own sexuality, don't mean the World is Full if Diseased Smelly Pig Whores! You're an Insecure Retard and Should be Buried in a HAZARDOUS Waste Landfill Site Under a 50 Ton Rock! Get a Life, Because the One You Have is A Waste of Oxygen!
Thursday 23 October
By curtis
who cares its no big deal hey go to florida and yell girls gone wild and those dimwits will drop their tops ... women complain about men ..but what gives man? they dont care .....
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Thursday 23 October
By Derek
I don't understand why everyone is getting all twisted. Why do you feel the need to degrade this woman? Nudity doesn't require sexuality (if you've ever been to a nude beach you would know that). Only in America is nudity such a problem that we feel a need to degrade it. I would rather this woman serve me a drink in the bar in her birthday suit, than deal with the violence that is completely acceptable here. Women tell me honestly that if you saw a naked man you instantly think about having sex with him? Not a chance in hell, too many ugly people in the world for that. If you happened to get lucky and see someone who you were attracted to, sex still wouldn't be the first thought. Why can't nudity just be enjoyed?
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Thursday 23 October
By T
She's a 3 star at best, she must have been desperate.
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Friday 24 October
By Gary
Brings new meaning to "have a stiff drink!"
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Friday 24 October
By Gary
Whebn paying for your drink. it's "Can you change this bill? I'll take it in nipples and dimes!"
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Friday 24 October
By king diamond
why would someone call the cops???
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Friday 24 October
By king diamond
why would domeone call the cops????
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