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When our coffee wears off around 3:30 p.m. and we hit that midday slump in the office, we often find ourselves wishing we could loosen the ol' belt and get comfortable. Like no-pants comfortable. But it's that kind of thinking that led to arrest for a female bartender who recently decided to work in the nude. Police arrested 24-year-old Jamie Day last Friday at the Pub Room in Alton, Illinois on a misdemeanor for bartending in her birthday suit. It wasn't the bar's first run-in with Johnny Law -- police had arrested "partially naked women" on a prior occasion, one of whom was wearing only a thin, black G-string and black boots. The second employee was wearing a transparent red lingerie top and festive Santa Claus hat, along with thin G-string underwear, white high-heeled shoes and thigh-high stockings.
Day managed to put a shirt on before the officers arrived, but was arrested for "lewd entertainment" anyway, since a customer had called to complain about the clothes-free drink-slinger. It's probably the same guy who used to ask the teacher if she forgot to assign homework.
We don't know if any of these girls got arrested for bartending nude, but we sure like their mug shots.
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Before they were famous, Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, were arrested in 2007 after a bar fight. Double your pleasure, double your felony aggravated battery.
She really has that "girl next cell" quality, don't you think?
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Hey baby, why the long face?
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So sultry. She must've been booked for a crime of passion.
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We know this type. Crazy and crazy in bed. You want to break up with her, but you're afraid of her reaction. We don't blame you.
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If you want to impress the jury it helps to button up your housecoat.
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Is it us, or does she look like Eva Longoria's naughty little sister? Score!
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Hello, kitty! Bringing cute back to the booking room.
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A former child beauty pageant star, Karen still loved having her picture made, regardless of where it was.
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She's a 9. And this is a bad day. On a good day, she's a 15.
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Friday 24 October
By marge
I'd call the police too, She doesn't look good at all. i wouldn't want to see her naked. I don't understand why she would want to be naked. It's not a nude bar or strip club. Doesn't make sense to me. But I bet if she was "hot" he wouldn't have called the police.
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Friday 24 October
By Pat
where in the hell do these women get the audacity and the gall to smile for their f****in mugshots?!think they are hot s*** and cool because they are having their picture taken?they're cool now because they were arrested and now have a criminal record?thats considered cool now?what the hell?wtf has society come to?holy crap...
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Friday 24 October
By debra
I hope he didn't stick his twizzler stick in my drink.
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Friday 24 October
By J.J.
Ehhh,
Some-One Secure in Their Own Skin and Sexuality. Makes Perfect Sense, Because She is Not an Insecure Piece of Humanity, Like the Cryin' Pathetic Whinners Here, Cryin' About what this Young Did.
Think About This...Sexual Repression (Comprised Primarily by/of the Laws of the Sexually Insecure and Immature) Here in the USA, Sexual Crime Rate(s) on About 40%.
Central to Western Europe (Many of Our Ancestors Origins), No Sexual Repression Because of Open-minded, Sexually Secure and Mature People, Sex Crime Rates on About 7%.
Simple Math, Via Actual Statistics. Hmmm, What Makes More Sense?
Have Seen it All with the US Military and Worldly Travels, Sure Feels Good to Be Home Again, to All of the Immature Sniveling and Whinning Cry-babies.....Yeah Right.
You Whinners and Cry-babies Need a Powder, Diaper Change and a Bottle to Keep Your Mouths and Hands Occupied.
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Friday 24 October
By john
These girls were a couple of pigs. I mean if they were hot and wanted to get comfortable that is one thing but please, if you are more than 20 lbs overweight you don't have to be gay to not want to see it.
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Friday 24 October
By anytow
What's the big fuss about? She is not hurting anybody. If you don't like it, vote with your feet and take your business to some other place. This is still America, where we have choices. Leave her alone!
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Friday 24 October
By Greg
First off...gotta say this to that woman Bella who commented before. First off...if us men saw a naked man at a bar we would do one of two things 1. turn around and think of how dumb we were for walking into a gay bar or 2. tell the guy to put his clothes on or suffer the consequences. NOW...there is no 3. cause us MEN..dont call cops for silly things like that. Soooo...I put Bella dear on that Little gay list that this guy is on who called the cops for the most beautiful thing us guys always dream of. NOW COME ON...HOW OFTEN IS IT YOUR SERVED BEER BY A WOMAN NAKED LOL...that guy ruined a very good thing. and BELLA...VISIT THE LESBO BARS HONEY...LEAVE US GOOD MEN ALONE
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Friday 24 October
By sun
1. calling cops: repressed sexual psychopath/conservative biblethumper
2. not wanting to see it: gay/nonlesbian
3. wanting to see it: redblooded man/can't get it
4. voicing your opinion: american/undereducated
5. maturity: 0%
6. arguing on line: stupidest thing I've ever seen
Friday 24 October
By sun
A man walks into a bar, sees a naked woman serving drinks behind the bar.
Turns around with a quiet "Oops, my bad!"
Leaves bar and goes down th street.
Steps into the bar and seeas a man in ajockstrap serving drinks behind the bar.
Says,"Now that's more like it." and orders astiff one.
WE have our own bars and don't need yours....
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Friday 24 October
By GR
Jamie Day is so ugly that she ties pork chops to the side of her ears to get the dogs to play with her. LOL
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Wednesday 29 October
By Gross
Hell no! I would have reported that woman too! Look at her! She isn't very attractive AND I bet she isn't the nice figured woman with huge tits a tiny waist and a nice ass you men are imagining while reading this, that girl looks big all over. most of the guys were probably just too drunk to notice the man who called the cops just hadn't had enough to drink yet. I'm a bartender and I make MEGA tips without even having to wear slutty clothes yet alone be NAKED, if this chick had to take off her clothes to get tips she was nasty.
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