Higher IQ scores at age 10 may be associated with alcohol-related problems in adulthood.Public health experts from the University of Glasgow were able to obtain the childhood mental ability scores of over 8,000 men and women in their 30s, and found -- much to their surprise -- the higher IQ, the higher the likelihood of developing a drinking problem. The correlation existed even after factoring out socioeconomic status, and was stronger in women than it was in men.
The researchers declared the results were "unexpected" and feel the need for "further examination."
We suspect a lot of boozers are hoping these findings hold up, as their perceived intellects would be a great reason to party.
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Thursday 23 October
By Mike Payne
Is it weird that I feel a bit vindicated by this news? *cracks a beer with one hand, solves a rubik's cube with the other*
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Friday 24 October
By Kalasin
It's because the smarter you are, the more problems you perceive with the world.
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Monday 27 October
By Lynn
I Totally agree with you... Unfortunate, but OH SO TRUE.
Monday 27 October
By Sam
completely right. People with higher IQs have a much smaller peer group, they generally care more about the issues of the world but know they can't do anything about it, have more trouble socializing, become jaded and withdrawn, turn to substance abuse to shut up the constant inner dialogue.
Being smart sucks.
Friday 24 October
By Kellie Kaminska
gee thanks......I really do feel better-and I agree with Kalasin.....to be childlike again- what a relief that would be.
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Friday 24 October
By Terry
apparently from this bizarre study, it makes you an idiot ;)
Friday 24 October
By Mike
I haven't had a drink in 15 years. Does that make me dumb or smart?
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Sunday 26 October
By eric
dumb since drinking is so much fun.
This study is way late... everyone knows that smarter people tend to drink. Just think about college students.....
Friday 24 October
By melba williams
THIS IS A VERY TRUE ASSESSMENT--- OUT OF 6 CHILDREN MY AVERAGE GRADE CHILDREN HAVE THE BEST JOBS AND MORE SOCIALLY HAPPY WITH FEWER PROBLEMS. OVER-ACHEIVING CHILDREN RUIN THIER NERVOUS SYSTEM AND REACH FOR A BEER OR SOME OTHER CRUTCH TO COPE. AN AVERAGE GRADE CHILD CAN ALSO GET A JOB BETTER AS CEO'S LOOK FOR THE WELL ROUNDED PERSON TO HIRE. CHILDREN SHOULD BE TAUGHT THAT IT IS OK NOT TO BE A 4.0/
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Saturday 25 October
By KP
I don't know if I buy all that. But I do believe, although this has supposed been disproven, that there is a higher correllation bet "smarts" and mental illnesses like depression, kind od for the reason Kalasin said "It's because the smarter you are, the more problems you perceive with the world. ". Basically, us intelligent people are more introspective and in tune with others and the world. More empathetic, and more observant. I noticed this in Highschool when all my friends of high intelligence (self included) excepting one, all had some sort of mental issue. Maybe it's the pressure our parents put on us to succeed
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Friday 24 October
By SeeSpotRun
Eh get over yourself. Out of all my honor student friends from high school, we all drank then and the ones I still speak to all drink now. Not, however, more than our other friends. This whole smart people have problems because they can see all that is wrong in the world theory is BS. I think every adult can see that there are problems. In my experience, most of the young people that go crazy with drinking do it because they were so focused on school or restricted by their parents growing up that they don't know how to deal with the revelation of turning 21.
Friday 24 October
By Understand
Smart people are more likely to drink because they are more perceptive. This results in everything they do and everywhere they go showing them how much is wrong with the world... Now you tell me thats not depressing... how are you supposed to have any hope for this hopeless hateful world?
Friday 24 October
By skully the truth is out there
looking back in the day of skool dazes. I find this to be somewhat true. the jocks and the freaks. higher iq on a whole is associated with
addictive behaviour disorder.
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Friday 24 October
By Dave
The problem with being smart is being able to see that the world is actually run by idiots,
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Monday 27 October
By Lynn
AGREED.
Friday 24 October
By Susan
Don't believe all the articles you read on the Internet. I was a straight-A student, have never been a "drunk" and have not even TOUCHED alcohol since 1991. In fact, having good sense made me realize that drinking is a wasteful, destructive and expensive habit . . . especially since I have known people who drank themselves to death (including my sister), have killed people on the highway, destroyed their relationships, entered into immoral behavior while "under the influence." Tip: Spend the money on something more productive.
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Saturday 25 October
By Julie
I don't think that high grades in school are the same as a high IQ, Susan. Most (not all) of the drunks I know are very understanding of people, feel emotions a lot deeper than many do, and have real concerns about the world. They drink a lot to get away from the stress that they have because of these feelings. The words you use (immoral, killing, destroyed) make it sounds like you haven't come to terms with why people become heavy drinkers in the first place.
Friday 24 October
By JoJo
Oh please...I'm getting so sick of these so-called studies...especially since the majority of them are disproven within a very short time.
Besides, this study was conducted by a university in SCOTLAND, where drinking in a national pastime regardless of intellect.
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Friday 24 October
By grammar-is-i
if im lucky, this can be another theory that i am not a part of. i really dont want to be a drunk...
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Friday 24 October
By Finally
I have always known this to be true. Intelligent people are often bored with "normal" lives and will use substances to stimulate the reality.
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