Look, we get it. You guys are jaded, you've seen it all. At least that's the way it seems, since 72 percent of you find nothing wrong with filthy, raunchy cartoon pornography. We know it probably won't impress hardcore perverts like you, but the latest possibly pornographic topic to make us feel all weird and uncomfortable is navel fetishism.

Most people enjoy the general midriff area, but navel fetishists are creepily focused on the sensual crater of the belly button, and enjoy viewing, licking, sniffing and even performing intercourse on it. Official belly button fetish sites (NSFW) offer "models in very low jeans showing belly," while a plethora of disturbing YouTube videos provide "very long navel fingering sessions," as well as girls prodding and torturing their navels with Q tips, wire and chopsticks. Tickling is also a popular pastime of navel fetishists (NSFW).

Is this porn? We can't tell, but after watching the following YouTube video, we're pretty sure we want everyone out of our innies.




If navel gazing has left you with a strange feeling, but you still like your entertainment a little offbeat, try our roundup of weird and sexy calendars. Nothing too weird, we promise.

Weirdest Sexy Calendars

    The photos of bikini-clad babes fishing for bass are sure to "have you hooked," according to the Web site.

    beautyandthebass.com

    The controversial European airline Ryanair came out with a sexy charity calendar featuring their cabin crew.

    Daily Mail

    We're not sure we know exactly what curling is, but we applaud the sport's female participants for their upcoming nude calendar.

    Busted Coverage

    The Leicestershire-based freight network, Pall-Ex, gained an edge on shipping companies we've actually heard of when 12 female employees stripped for a charity calendar.

    e-couriernew.co.uk

    Well, it's no beauty and the bass, but ...

    womeninwaders.com

    A group of U.K. ambulance workers caused controversy with their "Bare in the Air" calendar.

    Daily Mail

    And, for the hunters, there's "Guns and Camo."

    calendardates.com

    Cisa, a funeral home and coffin factory based in Rome, Italy puts out this Sexy Coffins Calendar.

    Underground Humor

    People in the U.K. seriously love to take their clothes off -- sexy farmers, anyone?

    thefarmerscalendar.co.uk

    The Naked Clown calendar helps benefit Multiple Sclerosis (MS) research and advocacy, while also keeping us up nights.

    nakedclowncalendar.com