Somewhere down the line, adult Halloween costumes stopped going for scary or pun-tastic and became exclusively sexy Halloween costumes. We don't enjoy complaining about a rise in revealing attire, but there's a limit to everything. And we draw that line at "sexy" Freddy Kreuger -- that's just going too far in the trollop-ization of Halloween.And what about a sexy baby? A grown-up in diapers is enough to put a frown on your jack-o'-lantern. Don't take our word for it, though. Check out a gallery of not-so-sexy sexy costumes and let us know if you agree.
Not So Hot Halloween Costumes
Sexy Freddy Krueger
Amazon.com
Sexy Banana Stand
Getty Images
Sexy Barbarian
Sexy Bear
Yandy.com
Sexy Charlie Chaplin
Flickr
Sexy Cow
Getty Images
Sexy Bat Lady (as portrayed by Heidi Klum)
Getty Images
Sexy Meat
Getty Images
Sexy Penguin
Getty Images
Sexy Baby
Flickr


























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Tuesday 28 October
By otrpu
And when your kids start screwing on somebodies front porch you'll probably wonder why.
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Tuesday 28 October
By CapnHook
The Bear, Baseball Player, and Rainbow Brite are hotter than hell! Others are pretty hot too. The Baby woman wouldn't be hot in anything.
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Wednesday 29 October
By TnC
As long as their not screwing the same sex on your porch! YES ON #8 !
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Wednesday 29 October
By CnT
Screw the same sex on your porch whenever you want! NO ON #8!
...because it has absolutely nothing to do with this article.
Wednesday 29 October
By Cat
Some of these are sexy enough, but the ones that are .. they're sexy if you don't mind raping your childhood heroes, like spongebob and rainbow brite. But a GLOBE?? why would anybody call that sexy in the first place.
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Wednesday 29 October
By Jessica
Seriously, who wrote this article? 80% of the costumes on here were never intended to be sexy in the first place, so how could you say they are not-so-sexy sexy costumes? I mean come on - sexy globe? sexy banana stand? Sheesh!
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Saturday 01 November
By Thomas
The bear, the baseball player, Willie Wonka and Sherlock Holmes are hot. So is Rainbow brite
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Wednesday 29 October
By Cary
Dude. Like half of those were sexy. My roommate confirmed it.
Are you gay or something? :P
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Thursday 30 October
By Katie Alfonso
ya'll rock
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Thursday 30 October
By Women Be Trippin
Women try to turn every costume into a "sexy costume." Sometimes, it comes out great.
Sometimes... not so good.
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Thursday 30 October
By royalty87
sexy meat! lol wtf?
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Thursday 30 October
By roger
Dressin' up like a slut, gettin' wasted, an' then actin' like one is the Halloween tradition. You guys jus' relax.
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Saturday 01 November
By Jazzie
Im gonna be the Tina Taxi Driver, and if I have to say so myself, I think I look very hot & sexy! ;)
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Friday 31 October
By kedimar
pfft by the looks of it by next year ppl will wear nothing at all, lol and if it gets too cold transparent aluminum fold.
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Saturday 01 November
By V.S.Davey
The costume photos are not so sexy/visit our Mohanjodharo and Harrappa(India) statues. You will know what sexy costumes are.
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Saturday 01 November
By dizzymissali
haha i was the bear... it was actually a lion costume and i looked hella sexy.
don't complain that girls wanna look hot!
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Tuesday 18 August
By Suzanne
Hi,
Excellent post but time has moved on. Halloween for children is fun but so is halloween for adults. They are two different parties.
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Would the lady in this url scare you?
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Tuesday 31 August
By Brandon
I think the baby costume actually is really sexy
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