With all new technology, it's only a matter of time before someone figures out how to use it for sexual purposes. The ingenious new site Hookup Maps combines Craigslist's Casual Encounters ads with the wonder of Google Maps to help pinpoint the closest available booty call.

All you have to do is choose your location and orientation and all those little red hearts pop up, each one representing a lonely love-seeker near you. You can also narrow your search with specific keywords, say "busty blonde" for example.

In the immediate vicinity of our office alone there's a "sweet & spicy Vietnamese female" and a 29-year-old female in search of some "hot sensual fun." Looks like it's gonna be a long lunch today.