Fans of Nintendo's DS gaming console are freakin' stoked about the new DSi, which will be released next year to placate the shopping masses still rioting from another artificial Wii shortage. Retail price should be $178, and it looks like an improvement over the DS Lite.

How does that compare to Myspace hottie Sexy Senorita? For one thing, her name is more obvious than DSi.

Nintendo DSi
Pro: Handheld screen is 17 percent bigger than DS Lite.
Con: Music support only includes AAC, not MP3 format.
Pro: Includes a tiny (.3 megapixel) camera with touchscreen photo editing.
Con: No slot for Gameboy cartridges (boo!).

Sexy Senorita
Pro: Is well-rounded: Interests include fast cars, guns,sexy boys, money, private jets, Vegas and texting.
Con: Has been to more junior colleges than a venereal disease.
Pro: Cites occupation as "your lover."
Con: Includes in her photos a shot of David Bowie in "Labyrinth," which suggests she's into kinky Wiccan love with guys 90 times her age.