Dog fighting is so last summer. Multilegged insect battles are the new black. So says today's Noble Prize winner "neesee," who gives us another way to feed our already dangerous impulsive gambling habit.

"Centipedes are awful creatures. We have them here in the desert and if you put one in with a giant scorpion, the centipede wins every time. Millipedes are a bit larger but not as mean as a centipede. I sure would want to cane my neighbor for putting some in my bed!"

But wouldn't 10 times the legs mean 10 times the fight? Ten thousand on the millipede! Especially if we can get the centipede to take a dive.