A Compass for Your Feng Shui Has Arrived

Feng shui is all about movement and natural flow. But if you have no interest in learning exactly what that entails, you can now just stay put while an expensive gadget tells you the exact direction and flow of your office, home or double-wide.

The gadget in question is the Feng Shui Fortune Compass, and the manufacturer claims it's a descendant of the traditional compass.

We're guessing they mean it's related in spirit, because this little interior designer instantly calculates Feng Shui using calculations based on your birth date (called a Gua Number). Your Gua number orients surroundings according to "your favorable directions," and the "energy of the Universe."

As far as we can tell this is the cousin of the Magic Eightball. For $400, it better have a little handheld calculator and Minesweeper, too.