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Teen heartthrob Zac Efron (you know, that dude your tween sister/creepy middle-aged uncle has plastered all over the bedroom wall?) recently compared his crazy life to tough-guy secret agent Jason Bourne. Yes, the life of the star of "High School Musical" parts 1-3 is exactly like that of a globe-trotting spy.

Efron, thank goodness, is by no means an actual spook, but many celebrities throughout history actually did perform secret agent work. Recently released government documents outed some unlikely celebs as spies and informants for the Office of Strategic Services (the precursor to the CIA), the FBI and other government agencies. These celebrities didn't just play spies in the movies (well, a couple of them did), they actually lived the life.

Click on the gallery below to see real-life celeb Jason Bournes. A few might really surprise you, and, just to clear one more thing up -- Efron's girlfriend's leaked nude pics weren't part of a vast conspiracy. She's just not all that bright.

Celebs Who Moonlighted as Spies

    Julia Child
    The recent revelation that the famed TV chef worked for the OSS during WWII came as a shock to many. Child worked directly with OSS Director William Donovan, no doubt supplying the delectable canapés that were used to convince Nazi spies to give up U-boat locations.

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    Moura Budberg (lover of HG Wells)
    The famed author of "The Time Machine" and "War of the Worlds" was quite the ladies man in his day, romancing everyone from eugenicist Margaret Sanger to Russian Baroness Moura Budberg. Unfortunately, Budberg was a spy for Russian intelligence, and used Wells to get information on his good pals Churchill and Roosevelt. If only Wells had some sort of machine to travel back in time and correct his mistake!

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    Walt Disney
    Disney's hatred of Commies is no secret, and from 1940 until his death in 1966, he served as an informant for the FBI. As thanks for turning poor striking animators over to the House Committee of Un-American Activities, the The Mouse King was awarded with full special agent status in 1954. Walt Disney: American treasure.

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    Josephine Baker
    The sultry French entertainer assisted the French resistance during WWII, often smuggling information coded in sheet music to rebels in Portugal. The Nazis left her alone due to her immense fame and staggering hotness that could melt the point off a SS trooper's helmet.

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    Chuck Barris
    As if being the host of "The Gong Show" wasn't strange enough, Barris claimed to have worked as an assassin for the CIA for years. (His primary mission was unmasking and killing "The Gong Show"'s Unknown Comic.) His autobiography, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind," was so popular, George Clooney turned it into a pretty decent movie. The CIA finally came forward after the film's release, denying Barris' claims. What took them so long? Was he no longer of use? What have they got to hide??

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    Marlene Dietrich
    The German-born Dietrich turned down an offer to return to her native country during WWII, instead opting to record anti-Nazi propaganda songs for the OSS and perform for American troops on the frontlines. If only we had utilized her powers of seduction on Der Fuhrer, the war might have ended in a matter of minutes.

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    Moe Berg of the Chicago White Sox
    Sox catcher Berg wasn't recruited as a spy during World War II for his throwing arm-it was his knowledge of German and other European languages that made him a valuable asset to the OSS. Berg did everything from keeping tabs on Nazi resistance groups to determining whether Germany was developing the atomic bomb. Meanwhile, Babe Ruth was stuffing himself with bratwurst and beer.

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    Charles ''Lucky'' Luciano
    Notorious mobster "Lucky" Luciano assisted the Navy during World War II, protecting New York City docks from possible Axis invasion. For his efforts, Luciano was rewarded with deportation to Italy. It probably didn't feel good to be a gangster on that day.

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    Sterling Hayden
    Much like the characters he played in "The Killing" and "Dr. Strangelove," Hayden was a larger-than-life figure, serving in both the Marines and the OSS. In addition to running guns through German lines, Hayden was also briefly married to sultry British actress Madeleine Carroll ("The 39 Steps"), the Sienna Miller of her day. Most men would be lucky to claim even one of Hayden's accomplishments.

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    Miles Copeland
    Father of The Police drummer Stewart, Miles Copeland was a founding member of the OSS and worked with the CIA for decades. Meanwhile, Stewart gave us the kick-ass groove of "Roxanne." Who is the real patriot?

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