As the unicorn of the Internet, it's not only our responsibility to feed your mind and shelter your inner geek, but also to clothe you. So we partnered with Palmer Cash to create the official Asylum T-shirt, featuring our mascot -- the narwhal.Of course, the greatest thing about this narwhal, other than the fact that it's a sea mammal with a horn, is that it's free. We don't mean that in the hippie "It's wildlife! Its soul is free!" sort of way, either. No, the official Asylum T will be awarded free of charge to one commenter picked at random each week from now through the foreseeable future (or until these things run out).
That means if you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts. The more you comment, the better chance you have of winning -- and becoming only the third person you know who owns a narwhal shirt, a Nerf assault rife and a Clone Trooper helmet.
Click here to get a closer look at the possibly the greatest T-shirt ever made by man.


Front and back ('A' is centered between shoulder blades)
Click here to see the official rules for Asylum's narwhal T-Shirt giveway.





























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Thursday 20 November
By Linda Gray
God has given you and you alone the right to choose whether or not to Sin. It is your choice on what you desire to do. If you individually decide to get an abortion or be sinful by being homosexual, you can blame no one else for the act except yourself. Marriage has always been and always will be only between a man and a women. If you decide to go against nature and act like a freak you can call it what you want, but God calls it like it is, and one day you will find out that it is not marriage no matter who says so. It is wrong and you will be punished for it. Remember Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Sunday 30 November
By Rebecca
So God will judge me. That's not your place.
Tuesday 25 November
By Claire
People like you make me lose faith in humanity. Why you feel the need to post that rubbish and tarnish other people escapes me, please keep your vile opinions to yourself!
I realise you have the right to free speech but why post hurtful, ignorant and small minded comments just to provoke a reaction?
And if God is almighty and whatever, and surely this means that when he created humanity, he would have foreseen homosexuality and therefore created it!
Please, keep your opinions to you and your invisible friend.
Monday 22 December
By Cory Kopczynski
I would love to win this Narwhal teeshirt, as I am their biggest fan.
Friday 16 January
By JPC
Hmmm: That's pretty much an accurate description of the shirt. However, I would have capitalized the word "freak."
And Linda, please say hello to Erin for me. To this day I can't stop thinking about that time that her clothes were almost ripped off by those little telekinetic guys. And in classic Buck form, he did nothing. Although he still gets a pass for dropping the temperature and exposing those space vampires for what they really were: space vampires.
Monday 02 March
By Rember the greeks
Your right, homosexuality has NEVER done anything good for man kind. The great philosopher and mathematician Aristocles had homosexual experiences with his mentor and went on to only burden humanity with his free thinking and enlightenment and delayed the dark ages brought about by the catholic church and man's blind faith. What's that, you haven't heard of this homosexual tyrant?! I'm sorry perhaps I should use his pet name, Plato, given to him from his homosexual "lover" Socrates. It just jerks me to say a description of his masculine shoulders. But your right, nothing good has ever come from being gay, starting with these to butt-pirates. But I'm sure God punished them for their crimes on humanity and every homo before and since.
P.S. you fail at life!
Thursday 20 November
By Bob
Wow! Did you mean to post that on I'manuptightclosedmindedbiblebeater.com?
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Thursday 20 November
By Euphod
I don't know...I usually prefer my Narwhales "neat". Is that ice on the shirt?
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Friday 21 November
By bootzzee
lol give it another 20-30 years and the ice'll be gone
Friday 21 November
By c. bloye
love narwhals
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Sunday 23 November
By Kayce C
Entry for the t-shirt.
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Saturday 22 November
By David Bertolo
I wish that people would take the time to treat the elderly, the infirm, veterans, and the homeless with the same respect and care they do animals.
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Saturday 22 November
By susan varney
good for the 44 year old stripper
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Sunday 23 November
By John L
This is a cool prize
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Saturday 22 November
By Karen Gonyea
Darwinism :)
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Saturday 22 November
By SHARON
You are right...it must have been designed by a man!
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Saturday 22 November
By eddie
i prefer my drink to be served neat, but i've found that lately, the narwhal we get in these parts goes best over ice.
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Saturday 22 November
By Mike Weisberg
i want to win
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Friday 19 December
By suse
THE HELL WITH THE SHIRT, I WANT TO MOVE TO NEW JERSEY, SCREW OHIO, OHIO IS THE WORST STATE I HAVE EVER LIVED IN.
Saturday 22 November
By veronica sandberg
want to win this
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