As the unicorn of the Internet, it's not only our responsibility to feed your mind and shelter your inner geek, but also to clothe you. So we partnered with Palmer Cash to create the official Asylum T-shirt, featuring our mascot -- the narwhal.

Of course, the greatest thing about this narwhal, other than the fact that it's a sea mammal with a horn, is that it's free. We don't mean that in the hippie "It's wildlife! Its soul is free!" sort of way, either. No, the official Asylum T will be awarded free of charge to one commenter picked at random each week from now through the foreseeable future (or until these things run out).

That means if you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts. The more you comment, the better chance you have of winning -- and becoming only the third person you know who owns a narwhal shirt, a Nerf assault rife and a Clone Trooper helmet.

Click here to get a closer look at the possibly the greatest T-shirt ever made by man.



Front and back ('A' is centered between shoulder blades)

Click here to see the official rules for Asylum's narwhal T-Shirt giveway.