(Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their new baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz. He will soon join Pilot Inspektor and Apple Paltrow in the weirdest supergroup ever. (Perez Hilton)

Scarlett Johansson isn't just some slutty airhead, people. (Popeater)

Hayden Panettiere hung out with a living wax sculpture at Eva Longoria's magazine event. (Ninja Dude)

The Roots survived a bus crash in Paris. (TMZ)

Ron Howard confirmed the "Arrested Development" movie. (Film Drunk)

Is this the sequel to Oliver Stone's "W"? (Holy Taco)

Madonna wore grass in her ongoing attempt to stay relevant. (WWTDD)

Winona Ryder's hospital stay was due to a tranquilizer overdose. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Remember Shoshanna Lonstein, Jerry Seinfeld's jail-bait ex? Well, she's grown up and likes bikinis. NSFW (Derober)

ABC canceled "Pushing Daisies," "Eli Stone" and "Dirty Sexy Money." Somehow, "Private Practice" survives. (EW)