We're seeing the clergy use more and more savvy, relevant or just plain weird messages to gather the flock. Whether they're signs from God or not, those message boards in front of churches across America seem to be hell-bent on getting our butts to church.

We are gathered here today to explore some of the best church signs we've come across, including a few from the book "Church Signs Across America." If you've seen the light and know of any other good signs, let us know in the comments.

Church Signs

    True. God hates the Jets. He might leave you for the Saints, though.

    Churchsigngenerator.com

    You were wondering if the whole "izzle" thing was played out? Wonder no more.

    Holyobserver.com

    God might sue to have his name taken off that one.

    Slate.com

    No, but it can be a religious experience just the same.

    DiscoWeasel, Flickr

    Dictionary broke, too.

    Danburrell.com

    Sign ain't broke, though.

    Churchsigngenerator.com

    First available, please.

    Slate.com

    Is there nothing in the Bible about puns this painful being a sin? There should be.

    Churchsigngenerator.com

    We're betting there are a lot of things that don't work so well in Hell.

    WV Joe, Flickr

    Some say Rev. Bobbie has given up, but I don't see it.

    Churchsigngenerator.com