Nov 25th 2008 By Asylum Staff
At Asylum, we consider the body a sacred temple that shouldn't be debased. On the other hand, a tattoo of a dolphin in a recliner smoking a bong is wonderfully stupid
Hence our fascination with the new book "No Regrets: The Best Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever."
A "No Regrets" tattoo is one that would stop you cold if you saw it on a girl right before you were about to hook up. It could also disqualify you from being a sperm donor.
So enjoy, just don't get drunk and end up getting the same tat as one of these poor saps.
Note: The photo captions are from the book as well.
"What? What do you mean the auditions for Skeletor are over? But I..."
If he doesn't get free curly fries at Checkers for that, there's no justice.
"Moulin Rouge" affected different people in different ways.
The Great Ones
Let's just hope there's room on that other roll for Carrot Top.
Looks like someone didn't share the road.
I'll bet he's a hoot at the airport. And the bank. And the 7-Eleven.
We always said Kenny Rogers was God. Finally, proof.
Chair & Ottoman
The choice for furniture salesmen/bikers everywhere.