For those who embrace a love for tacky blonde jokes, there is now the Keyboard for Blondes.

Almost every key has been swapped out, with the function keys as "Useless Keys," delete as "Oops!" and you'll have to figure out for yourself what "Very Smart Blonde Button" means. There are also special hot keys, so that you can one-touch type "OMG!" and "LOL!"

The keyboard connects via standard USB. There's supposedly support for Mac, Windows and Linux, though it's rare to find a Linux guru that would consider herself a dumb blonde. It's $50, and available, of course, in hot pink only. By Christmas, they'll hopefully bundle these with little purse dogs.