(Our round-up of celebrity gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)

Kim Cattrall bared all for a charity photo shoot. In other words, the same thing she's been doing since "Porky's." NSFW (The Blemish)

Brooke Burke was crowned hottest winner of a boring reality TV dance competition.

Pete Wentz explained the ridiculous name that he and Ashlee Simpson gave their poor child. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were caught drinking and making out on nightclub security cameras. (Dlisted)

Danity Kane doesn't want her, but Playboy does: Aubrey O'Day is posing nude. (TMZ)

Katy Perry may sing like a chipmunk on Auto-Tune, but her sexy cover shoot for "FHM" is still pretty hot. (Derober)

A judge is punishing noise polluters with Barry Manilow music. This is Abu Ghraib-level torture, people. (Holy Taco)

Post-"Chinese Democracy," here are 31 lost pop culture artifacts that will hopefully see the light of day. (AV Club)

Lick that pole, Elizabeth Berkley: The 25 least sexy movies ever. (EW)