Cut Fresh Tracks with the $2,000 Motorized Snowboard

If you aren't feeling daring enough to ride down the mountain on a racy Burton Playboy snowboard, there's another way to piss off everyone around you: a gas-powered snowboard.

For a mere $2,000, this motorized shredder will send you down the mountain with 6.5 hp as long as you weigh less than 250 lbs. With a 3/4 gallon gas tank, it provides at least two hours of fun going for "wide, graceful turns or aggressive slalom-like carvings."

Just imagine those graceful carvings accompanying the sound and smell of a lawnmower. At least the petroleum stank will cover up the weed odor.

You'll have to check with the local mountain to see if these are allowed, because at a full speed of 18 mph you won't be outrunning the ski patrol. Comes in stylish "Don't Eat That Yellow Snow" gold or classic black. [via Uncrate]