Famous last words are a major point of speculation and conjecture. For instance, it is rumored that on his death bed, Lincoln relayed the message, "Keep baseball going," to baseball's inventor, Abner Doubleday. As great as that would be for the national pastime, this is as truthful as a Barry Bonds' testimony in front of Congress. Most likely, the fabrication was made up by CBS sports announcer Bill Stern sometime in the 1930s.Even with the probability that a lot of accepted famous last words are either doctored or complete bull, we've decided to collect some of our favorites. We recommend looking at them not as exact historical fact, but as guideposts in helping all of us be ready to blurt out something memorable right before the inevitable end.
After checking out the gallery below, let us know in the comments section what your famous last words will be.
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Yes. This really happened.
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This bunch shows that a routine check-up can also be a great opportunity for some quality family time.
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He's the understudy.
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Welcome to the carnival.
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You've just made a baby. So why not paint like one?
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Where do you start? Dad's shorts, Bobby's homicidal fantasies (and Mom's enjoyment thereof) or Suzie's reverse goth-in-white look? This is a family we want to party with.
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This picture = more than words can express.
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These two sons are a guidance counselor's nightmares-in-the-making.
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If the kid on the left is Will Robinson, he's definitely in danger -- Grandpa's laser blaster is precariously close to his head.
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Bob was also the winner of the Discreet Dad of the Year Award ... which he subsequently sold to buy those sweatshirts.
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Friday 09 January
By Jerry Crawford
#1 I am doing good and I expect to be doing better real soon;;;
#2 Day by day in every way I am getting better & better;;;AND better is BETTER ****A----MEN
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Friday 09 January
By Forzin
Last words:"Send Jesus my regards."
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Friday 09 January
By Jeanna
If I had known It would be this hard to go I would have never came..................,
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Friday 09 January
By Joe
In the electric chair, serial killer Ted Bundy had said "You can be a king or a streetsweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."
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Friday 09 January
By Kat
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Friday 09 January
By SCOTTY
IS HEAVEN IN HD??
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Friday 09 January
By Bill Mccullough
Plant Immediately
or
I guess I've about had it.
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Friday 09 January
By laser74282
SCHOOL'S OUT !!!
FYI Bob Hope was asked... where would you like to be buried ?
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Friday 09 January
By Perry
Thanks baby for another good time. Oh my God! Is that your husband with a gu...............
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Friday 09 January
By BG
Hi Mom i missed you,is dad with you?
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Friday 09 January
By Robertjdepew
" I Told You I Was Sick "
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Friday 09 January
By JEWISHPRINCESS
THE FAT WAS THE BEST PART
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Saturday 10 January
By htwlx
DO OR DO NOT DO,
DO NOT TRY
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Saturday 10 January
By JEWISHPRINCESS
Friday 09 January
By JEWISHPRINCESSNeutral
THE FAT WAS THE BEST PART
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Saturday 10 January
By lswrtr
"I picked a lousy day to give up booze."
"The horror! The horror! Just kidding..."
"Life, who needs it."
"And I thought mean bastards lived forever."
"Seriously, Alice, cut your damn toe nails."
"Now I lay me down to sleep, too bad I have no soul for anyone to keep."
"Damn, always the short straw..."
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Saturday 10 January
By Bill
"I had a great life, sorry kids, the last check should bounce."
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Sunday 11 January
By Jeff M
My favorite last words quote is attributed to Woody Allen. Asked "What would you like on your tombstone?" he is said to have replied, "I knew this would happen!"
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Saturday 10 January
By comic207
Dennis Miller's should be just like from SNL: "Hey, guess what, folks? That's the news and I...am...outta here!" followed by a squiggle on the headstone.
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Saturday 10 January
By Mark M
At my funeral, make enough noise to wake the dead!
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Saturday 10 January
By debbie
Im either going to set Heaven on fire, or put out the flames of Hell.
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