(Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend)

Alyssa Milano is seeking a restraining order to protect herself from a stalker. (Perez Hilton)

Guitarist Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay for stealing one his songs for their "Viva La Vida" hit. (The Blemish)

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to 17 years in prison. (People)

Fart jokes and pop culture references pay off: "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane was named the smartest person in TV. (EW)

A-Rod denied being romantically involved with Madonna. (WWTDD)

Chris Klein and Ginnifer Goodwin are just not that into each other anymore. (Popeater)

Jessica Simpson may have moved in with Tony Romo. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Janet Jackson might be having a baby with Jermaine Dupri. NSFW (Derober)

Vinnie Jones was arrested after attacking a bar patron who called him "that guy from 'X-men.'" (TMZ)

Bettie Page is in the hospital after a heart attack. (Dlisted)