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According to a new study, maxing out credit cards is how many men deal with their evolutionary desire to attract multiple sexual partners.Researchers from the University of Michigan surveyed the financial habits of more than 400 men and women. They discovered that men who agreed that they "always live within my income range" or "set aside 10 percent for savings" had less -- and desired less -- sexual partners than the big spenders. For women, financial consumption had no correlation to past or future mates.
"Men in the ancestral environment were valued if they were good providers," said study leader Daniel Kruger. "Now we have this new consumer culture, so basically we show our potential through the consumer goods that we purchase." Kruger added that these evolutionary urges have had an "influence" on the current economic crisis.
So it looks like if we are going to get out if this mess, some bad evolutionary habits need to be broken. Ladies, you can do your part by only sleeping with poor blogger types.
At least if you're going to overspend, your money can be as interesting as the cash creations in this gallery.
Personal Messages on Money
Why so serious? Because we're all losing about 10,000 of these a day lately, that's why.
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The artist will need that dollar to buy some new markers after this project.
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We liked "Donnie Darko," too, but that's just creepy.
This would go better on a $300 bill. But since there's not one, a 20 will do.
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Nice work on the face, but what is Gene Simmons doing with Starsky's hair?
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What, you didn't know that Mario and Luigi had a third brother, Abe?
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Wait. We know this one. Duran Duran? Or was it Wall Of Voodoo?
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You'd be serious too if you had 10 dix. Huh? Oh. "Dix" means 10 in French. Never mind that last joke.
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Defacing money is illogical, captain. But it's fun. Now go learn how to spell Spock correctly, nimrod.
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At what cost? Hmm. Ten bucks? That's just a guess.
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Thursday 11 December
By cheaperbird3
i hope this a**hole didn't get paid for this...just send 1 of those pretty female studiest's...to my address and i'll show you some sex...!
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Thursday 11 December
By Eve
Oh come on! I could have told you that! Just go to any High school, college campus, bar or any place and observe men flirting.
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Friday 12 December
By broke mc
women, falling for money? yea real news flash.
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Friday 12 December
By Q
Wow - women are golddiggers - what a revelation!!!
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Friday 12 December
By qurkyzvytz
Wow - women are golddiggers -- who would have guessed...!!!
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Friday 12 December
By Devonshire Is
Wow Men over spending to over compensate...for something.. who'd have thought it......
NOTHING more depressing than a bald old fart driving a Porsche Boxter or Ferrari going into debt for a tight young blonde that sees him only as a wallet with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel! I work with these women... on film sets and various shoots. They ALL talk about the old man breath and smell... the hilarious and yet nauseating way he purses his wrinkled old lips to kiss and the fact that they cant wait to get home to their 'real' boyfriends for something old farts have never done apparently.... taste poontang. Dont shoot me... I am only the messenger..... and I am a male. Just remember if this is you.... we ALL see it loud and clear. If you have any pride you will tone it down a bit.
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Friday 12 December
By cat
instead of complaining about all the brain-dead skanks who only like men with money, why don't you guys learn to find some real women who can take care of themselves and have their lives together. it's probably about as rare as finding a man who doesn's have to be picked up after (does that sting a little?), but we're out there, and we don't give a crap about your money--you're obviously talking to the wrong women or you wouldn't be so pissed off.
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Friday 12 December
By jus2cusmile823
I'm am so lmaooooo at what cat said. She said it all..and i especially liked the quote ( does that sting a little? ) still smilin down here in Texas..
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