A Minnesota man recently came up with a new, wildly innovative way to dissuade pranksters from exacting the age-old and, frankly, tired tactic of toilet papering. After confronting teens on his property, Scott Edward Wagar dispensed a squirt gun filled with fox urine into the group.
Wagar says he was tired of being the target of harassing pranksterism, so he staked out his property, wearing night vision goggles. Around 11 p.m. the night of the incident, he discovered 15 to 20 people in his soybean field. Wagar claims he ordered the teens to leave, swore at them and finally sprayed them with a Supersoaker filled with fox urine. The fox pee vigilante now faces charges of fifth-degree assault, theft (he stole one of the teen's cell phones and held it for ransom) and disorderly conduct.
Most reports we've read mention that Wagar's night vision goggles were a gift from his son who is in the military. Great. Now that we've got that cleared up, can someone, anyone, please explain to us how in God's name one acquires fox urine???
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Friday 12 December
By FlizmFlazm
they're lucky he didn't use a shotgun full of not fox urine, but LEAD. He shouldn't be charged at all for this. He told the kids to leave and gave them plenty of warning. They were TRESPASSING, which, if I'm not mistaken, is ILLEGAL
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Tuesday 06 January
By j. dalton
i beleve i was drunk and i dont remember this at all. i appologize.
Friday 12 December
By markkcon
Why does it always seem that the victim is the one who ends up being the criminal? The teenagers were the ones breaking the law, yet the old man is the one who ends up in trouble? They should be glad he was nice enough to not use buckshot and just used fox urine. The kids parents are probably the ones who are "pissed off" because they kids were "pissed on".. where were they when their kids are doing all this? Time to take responsibility for your own actions!
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Friday 12 December
By DarkOps
This man was well with in is rights to do what he did. Why the hell is he the one being charged? The dumb teens are the ones that should be charged for vandalism. I'm surprised that he came up with the idea to use fox urine. Fox urine by the way has a very purtid smell and is used to discourage rodents from, well "trespassing". Maybe that's why he used it. lol
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Friday 12 December
By KP
It's just a matter of time before the people of this country get fed up with law enforcement and start kicking cops asses I mean enough already, they charged this guy with assault total bullshit stupid pigs
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Monday 15 December
By vince
C'mon, just google it, Fox Urine is only 2 steps away!
http://www.pestproducts.com/fox_urine.htm
http://www.deerbusters.com/dee-2059.html
and the list goes on!
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Sunday 14 December
By DungeonB
well... you can actually either extract the fox urine by distilling it from spots where they mark their territory or i bet somewhere outhere theres a farmers just waitin for that fox to take a piss...
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Tuesday 06 January
By jason d.
ok now what ??
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Saturday 03 January
By Jason Dalton
I am very confused as to what i have to do. please start over again with step one for me. i will follow the instructions i am just not understanding what i need to do.
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Tuesday 06 January
By Jason Dalton
i was just being a smartass i guess.
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