Bad Santas -- Ho-Ho-Horrible Kris Kringles

In a parallel universe, Father Christmas is a very different character. A psychotic old man with a mince-pie-encrusted beard, this Santa ritually breaks into people's homes in the middle of winter and leaves packages of broken toys made by slaves in a nightmare ice prison. Seen in this light, St. Nick is hardly a childhood hero -- he is a menace to be stopped at all costs.

As further evidence, we present this collection of images, collated by our in-house surveillance team. These depict Santas acting less than jolly and more than slightly drunk. You have been warned.