From amatuerish versions with hands in frame to advanced stop-motion movies, Ken and Barbie can be found twisted into practically any position not involving bent knees. A large proportion of the videos are foreign -- it seems that sweet plasticized love is truly the universal language. (Our personal favorite is titled "Barbie Puta, Ken Gay.")
Since the comments are mostly of the "hahahha" and "lmao" variety, we don't think these clips are actually turning anybody on, but many of them are flagged as inappropriate for minors, and after all, "porn" is right there in the title.
Last week, we tipped you guys off to the swimming fully clothed fetish, which as usual, 84 percent of you perverts deemed totally non-pornographic. But today's possible porn is such a shocking betrayal of childhood innocence, and so obviously depicts sexual acts, that we just aren't sure which way the vote will go.
More Barbie porn to help you make your decision after the jump.
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Wednesday 17 December
By Anonymous
ok big deal, i did this with my Ken and Barbie doll when I was young after I caught some porn on HBO late one night....but it's still funny as hell
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Sunday 11 January
By anon.
I agree. Its fukin hilarious
Monday 12 January
By Davem484
Thats fn funny shit. Especially his ending LMAO I don't know if its porn or not but, its funny
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Thursday 29 January
By Nancy Ann Ziegenfuss-Van Nguyen
I'll tell you one thing you perverted bitches and son of a bitches you are so fucking perverted. You have no morals of any kind especially for4 mankind, ESPECIALLY CODE OF ETHICS. ONLY MOTHER FUCKING WHORES AND WHORE MASTERS would put this on public Computers!!!!!. DON'T YOU HAVE CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN OR DO YOU Actually teach your children this FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday 22 February
By cheryl
You are psychotic
Monday 10 August
By jonathan
calm the hell down what the hell is wrong with you its funny its not crude at all you need to check into a mental hospital
Thursday 10 September
By Bob
OMG! I certainly hope that you DO NOT have children! Your use of language here would indicate that you have raised prudes, that talk like truck drivers on the Interstate Highways of Illinois!
Saturday 21 February
By twinklystarr218
well, its not really pornographic. theres no "naughty bits" except barbies plastic bumps on her chest, so i dont think it is. its pretty funny tho. lol
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Sunday 22 February
By SpaceWanderer
Robot Chicken should sue.
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Sunday 14 June
By Chris
Considering the fact that Barbies were originally invented for the adult industry, I would say yes, it is pornographic but definitely not the worst thing in the world.
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Tuesday 16 June
By aryn
haha. me and my friends would make barbie and her friends hook up with Ken all the time. And since there was always only one Ken and a million Barbies... well, you can only imagine the things that happened. I and sine we were only like, 8, i dont think it is porn, just funny.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Andrew
Given that porn is staged depiction than if Ken and Barbie are "so moved", I say let em get it on. I'd far prefer the steamy passions of a pair of moulded plastic Nazi poster wannabees to the sweet, wholesome (clay of the earth) likes of Davy and Goliath. Not only does cross species lusting irreperably redefine the word "petting", but such acts by the boy and his dog would wholly wreck the bibical tract of "Davy and Goliath".
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Saturday 13 February
By Kevin
In NJ a man was arrested for having a naked Barbie doll on his car dashboard. He was charged with exposing children to porography, as well as possessing child pornography.Police did not believe Barbie was over 18.The car was parked at a Parkway rest stop. Police noticed the doll, and claimed it was in plain sight for any child walking by to see.The man was arrested when he return to his car. His excuse that it was his childs toy was not accepted.
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Monday 31 May
By ThugNasty
roflrofl,
this is hilarious
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