Rollie Fingers is the patron saint of modern relief pitching, people with awesome names and of course, the mustache. So when he agreed to disclose the Divine Secrets of the Holy Handlebar, we tried to assemble a comprehensive guide to the style. We should have known reader "Dr. Abraham J. Froman" would be patrolling the Internet, because mustache justice never sleeps.

"Master Layser, we at the American Mustache Institute thank you for your commitment to propagating the Labia Sebucula (Latin for 'lip sweater'). However, we must correct something from your photo gallery. The mustaches of Hulk Hogan, Glen Hughes, or Goose Gossage constitute the Fu Man Chu mustache. We would refer you to the AMI style guide for further style assistance. Regardless, thank you again. Carry on."

Well put, sir. But in the true academic tradition, we respectfully disagree. Our in-house mustache authority says that the style to which you refer is a modified handlebar commonly known as "biker handlebars." We invite you to read our upcoming paper on in the New England Journal of Facial Hair and respond in kind.

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