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One industry that is sure to be stable in our trying economic times is greeting cards -- people will always need that perfect card for their weird holidays/screw-ups/thank yous/relatives in prison.

Strangely enough, there's a greeting card for pretty much every occasion. We've scoured the Web for some of the weirdest cards out there, and uncovered some gems. They're the perfect way to send the very best to that complete weirdo in your life.

Weird Greeting Cards

    Soviet santa: Is Santa making snow from a gun? And why is he ominously clutching a stopwatch? Regardless, America needs to get that snow-making gun from the Reds before it's too late! From DigitalDreamMachine.com

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    Outer space kid: Why is space boy turning over top secret Russian aerospace documents to a skiing bear posing as a mailman? Or maybe that's his Christmas wish list he's giving to the bear, despite the fact that he already has a spaceship? Either way, this image is pure insanity. From Photobucket

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    Edward Hopper Star Wars: There's something about combining Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks" with "Star Wars" characters that perfectly captures the melancholy of the season. From StarWars.com

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    For the jailbird in your life: Don't settle for Hallmark for loved ones in the big house. Several companies have devised greeting cards specifically for the incarcerated. Just don't stuff a shiv inside one -- the guards will definitely notice. From Columbia News Service

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    "Law & Order Special Victims Unit" Valentines Send that special SVU fan in your life one of these hilarious valentines inspired by the highly-popular "Law & Order: Rape Unit," er, "Special Victims Unit." What's more romantic than Det. Munch and the gang? From Brandon Bird

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    "You've Got an STD" card Save yourself the embarrassment of telling your one-night stand you gave them an unfortunate itch with these handy eCards. And just like the sex, they're completely anonymous. From Inspot LA

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    Hitler Abstinence: What better way to curb teen promiscuity than by associating it with Der Führer? Careful ladies, Adolf's all hands. From Modern Humorist

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    Hubble: A holiday card from the Hubble telescope is the perfect way to say "how about a hot date at the planetarium?" From HubbleSite

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    Penguin Awareness Day: Are your friends and loved ones aware of "national penguin day"? No? Then send them this adorable greeting card. Then cross your fingers that they'll remain your friend. From 123 Greetings

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    Happy Manniversary: For that special day between a man and his gay robot -- nothing says I love you better than a card. From Gay Robot

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