Our Asylum New Year's Eve party basically consisted of people making up lists and spouting them off at each other between handfuls of cocktail weenies and tugs of cheap champagne. It sounds gross and annoying, but it also yielded some pretty profound insights. The video below is a reenactment of one such insightful list -- a breakdown of our men-humping-inanimate-objects coverage from 2008.




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Man Busted for Making Love to Car Wash Vacuum
Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck
Penis in Pasta Jar Triggers Hot Pursuit
Drunk Guy Attempts to Have Sex with Toyota