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Our Asylum New Year's Eve party basically consisted of people making up lists and spouting them off at each other between handfuls of cocktail weenies and tugs of cheap champagne. It sounds gross and annoying, but it also yielded some pretty profound insights. The video below is a reenactment of one such insightful list -- a breakdown of our men-humping-inanimate-objects coverage from 2008.
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The Greatest Achievements in Men Humping Things in 2008
Our Asylum New Year's Eve party basically consisted of people making up lists and spouting them off at each other between handfuls of cocktail weenies and tugs of cheap champagne. It sounds gross and annoying, but it also yielded some pretty profound insights. The video below is a reenactment of one such insightful list -- a breakdown of our men-humping-inanimate-objects coverage from 2008.
No Picnic -- Man Charged with Screwing Patio Table
Man Busted for Making Love to Car Wash Vacuum
Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck
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Drunk Guy Attempts to Have Sex with Toyota
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Wednesday 07 January
By Mike Hollingsworth
Done it. Done it. Invented it. Watched it. Doing it right now.
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Sunday 11 January
By Joe Eken
I'm 42 years old and back in the game after a 20 year releationship. No children, finances are sound. Looking for someone with a strong morale background.
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Wednesday 17 June
By season
I didn't know this was a dating site, however, under these circumstances.......
Mike: Love the sense of humor. Are there any videos you can share with the rest of us?????
Joe: Check out our buddy Mike's ability to have a bit of fun....after 20 years, I would think a little light hearted fun should be in order. Feel free to pass on any video's you make to your new found friends. LMATO!!!!!
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