Sure, we'd all love to run smack into our favorite porn star on the street (partially because most of them would provide amble cushioning to soften the blow). But coming up with the right opening line would be sticky to say the least, so we asked megawatt adult film star Stormy Daniels for a couple of tips on how not to blow your lead-in. Of course, our helpful readers had their own ideas. Below, today's (and tomorrow's) Noble Prize winners throw in their two cents.

parkside701: "I download all your movies on torrent sites."
doublefelix: "You were really great in 'Big Ass Quake #3.'"
domzy: "Let's just be friends."
mklopez: "I was the first to comment in that article about you in Digg.com"
doiveo: "Mom?"

Thanks, guys! And be sure to check in tomorrow for part two.

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