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In these heady times leading up to this Saturday's AVN Awards, we've learned so much from porn stars. First Belladonna taught us how to make a porno, then Stormy Daniels taught us what we should never say to a porn star. So when we wanted to spice things up with a little bedroom dirty talk, who would we turn to but adult film star and AVN nominee Bree Olsen, whose famously filthy mouth graces the silver screen for Adam and Eve Films.

We talked to Bree to get her tips on how to talk dirty and rev up your lady's engine (without making a total fool of yourself).

Don't Talk About It First
While your instinct may be to make sure your partner is cool with getting verbal in the bedroom, this kind of thing falls firmly into the "Is it OK if I kiss you?" camp, where asking just negates all the impact. According to Bree, "I don't think girls like it a lot when guys ask permission for anything. He should just live in the moment and try put himself out there and see what happens. Be a man about it!"

Watch Your Words
With today's wide range of euphemisms for various body parts and sexual acts, missteps are inevitable. Some people have aversions to specific words -- for instance, "boobies." "I think that's the most immature, stupidest word ever," says Bree. "If a guy said 'I wanna suck on your boobies,' I would be like 'Oh hell no, get this dude out of my bedroom right now." If you're worried about offending, stick to the basic, clinical terms. "I would like for a guy to just say 'vagina' to me sometime in bed," says Bree. "It's never happened."





Find out more dirty-talking tips from Bree Olsen after the jump.

Unleash your Inner Narrator
Bree says, "I always tell girls who are getting in the business and need to learn to dirty talk to just describe what's happening in the moment. That's the best way to get into it."

Rely on Old Standards
Good sex doesn't have to be innovative. Once you find some phrases that work for you, you can reuse them again and again. Bree says the Japanese phrase "kimochi," meaning "feels so good," in every scene she shoots. "That's when you know I'm really starting to get into it and getting my groove on," she says.

But, There Could Always Be Failure
Bree shares this anecdote of dirty talk gone horribly wrong. "I had an experience where this dude was saying the most horrendous stuff. He referred to his penis as a corncob. He said, 'Yeah it feels like a corncob inside you, doesn't it?' How do you come up with something like that?"