Now that the hangovers have faded and we've done some time in 2009, the moment has come for somber reflection on the truly important events of the previous year -- aspirations met, goals fallen short of and most importantly, Megan Fox stretching out that "Star Wars" T-shirt. OK, screw somber reflection. We just want to relive all the glorious moments that made our pants tight last year. From bikini Jell-O wrestlers to Playboy's Girls of the Olive Garden, we've recapped the sexiest people, events and phenomena from 2008.
The 25 Sexiest Things We Saw Last Year
Scarlett Johansson. Penelop Cruz. Lesbian liplock. This scene, from "Vicky Cristina Barcelona," is one of those things that doesn't even have to be good to be good, you know?
Metro.co.uk
Bikini Jell-o Wrestling Gone Wrong In June, a Cambridge university student was so enraged by a loss that she assaulted two bouncers and a female onlooker, leading to an arrest for assault. Both scary and hot.
Daily Mail
Eva Mendes What a year the curvaceous actress has had -- between flashing her nip in a Calvin Klein ad, posing naked for PETA and going topless for Italian Vogue, she's rapidly becoming our favorite star. And that's saying something after "The Women."
PETA
Bikini Baristas We applauded May's news that two coffee shops employing bikini-clad baristas had opened in Washington State: Cowgirls Espresso and Hot Chick-a-Latte. Of course, by August there had already been a "scalding incident."
AP
Leysi SaurezThe Peruvian model who became the victim of a criminal investigation for posing nude with her country's flag really got our blood boiling (at injustice) in July.
Right Celebrity
Earth Friend Gen terrorizing her community with nudity In July she campaigned to ride her bike topless in an Oregon parade. By September, she was having 911 called on her for rollerblading in the buff. We love Earth Friend Gen not just for her form, but for the example she sets to women everywhere considering public nudity.
Eqtv2.com
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Hotttest. First. Lady. Ever. Sorry, Ladybird Johnson.
DT Magazine
Playboy's Girls of the Olive Garden So sue us, we like our half-naked babes with a side of tasty breadsticks. That is definitely not a euphemism, by the way.
Playboy
Ashley Dupre Our crush on the spicy vixen call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer has not been abated by the reality show deals or lame attempts at rapping. Does that mean it's true love?
New York Post
Nerdcore's 2009 Calendar Nercore's sexy sci-fi themed nudie calendar also lists important holy days for geeks like Comic-Con. Boner.
Totallynerdcore.com
The Top 10 Adult Swim Topless VideosMostly safe for work. (Adult Swim)
(Sexy) Ice Cream Fight!In slow motion! This video has everything! (Gorilla Mask)
It's Like "Sophie's Choice" All Over AgainWould you rather have two girls making out in your lap or just make out with one of them? (College Humor)
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Saturday 10 January
By J
Just curious are u all racist cause i dont see any woman who are black in any of them pics, Im a white male but think black woman are very sexy, but yet u got all these ugly white woman on here, i can say white woman are pretty too but these blah, there gross, some are ok, but be real you all really need to get out more....
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Saturday 10 January
By austin
I agree 100%
Wednesday 28 January
By johnjohn8569
you must have been hit in the head too many times. Keep picking up those girls,more real women for us.
Monday 12 January
By misscc
Thanks for speaking for Black beauty. As a black woman, I really appreciate your comments. Glad to know that we are not forgotten
Wednesday 14 January
By Richard S
And you are a little ignorant for failing to recognise asian women, who can also be very attractive.
Monday 02 February
By Amaya
Why are all these hookers white? There are plenty of mexican, black, and asian hookers out there, and at least the mex and and the blac can outdo the bodily figure any day.
also, this makes white girls look bad. 10 years ago it was hard to find a black girl anywhere in porn.
Monday 09 February
By Brant
youre a fucking discrace
Thursday 19 February
By the great master
We are so quick to defend men, or in this case, women of our own race but have nothing to say when the time comes to defend a member of ANOTHER race. You are the exception in this case.
We all could learn from you J. We are human before we are a color. We are the same before we are different. So says the great master!!
Friday 27 February
By Fred
Go back to school and take an ENGLISH class!!! Your comments are a joke.
Sunday 01 March
By Steve
yeah but I bet you dont go down on them do you?
Saturday 07 March
By Neo Politicus
Funny, at the clubs I work at, I don't see many black men with black women.
Tuesday 24 March
By pencilsndragons
Learn english. "you got all these white woman" ?!!?!
Wednesday 08 April
By NA
You sound lost dude I'm sure there some nice looking blacks female but you much hang out with a lot of blacks to says that or you have a drugs Problem.
Monday 13 April
By Dave Commander
I think you are the racist one for even noticing... also FYI there are no asians either.
Stupid revers racist bigot!
Wednesday 15 April
By hey
pressed neg by mistake, keep it up and thanks.
Wednesday 06 May
By Ilians Wife
I think what you mean is that you want to see some darker complexions, race doesn't matter. I'm mulatto, but with dark skin. Not to be conceded, but I'm beautiful and get a bunch of recognition for it too, and to be called sexy would be a huge disgrace to me. Now if this were for beauty than I would worry if it was all light skinned women.
Thursday 14 May
By seafordviking25
yo why bring racism into it....tits and ass are all thats supposed to be spoken about.... now halle berry should b on there because she is one smokin hott fine black MILF, along wit some other sisters so your rite there but stop crying and just spank it to the pics or find another place to look u probly black whiney baby
Saturday 10 January
By Dan
Supposing she came to town protesting, and the local "John Holms" also came out naked, except he had a boner and was suggesting he and she uh... what was that Nike phrase? Hooowaah!
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Thursday 12 February
By gary
dude- you need to go watch a porn or something!!!!
Saturday 10 January
By steven
Who picked these? Most of the women in there were not sexy at all.
The only mildly sexy pictures were #3, #5, #9, and #13. The rest were total crap.
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