Now that the hangovers have faded and we've done some time in 2009, the moment has come for somber reflection on the truly important events of the previous year -- aspirations met, goals fallen short of and most importantly, Megan Fox stretching out that "Star Wars" T-shirt.

OK, screw somber reflection. We just want to relive all the glorious moments that made our pants tight last year. From bikini Jell-O wrestlers to Playboy's Girls of the Olive Garden, we've recapped the sexiest people, events and phenomena from 2008.,feedConfig,entry&id=458045&pid=458044&uts=1251146393
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    25. Scarlett Johansson. Penelope Cruz. Lesbian liplock. This scene, from "Vicky Cristina Barcelona," is one of those things that doesn't even have to be good to be good, you know?

    24. Bikini Jell-O Wrestling Gone Wrong In June, a Cambridge university student was so enraged by a loss that she assaulted two bouncers and a female onlooker, leading to an arrest for assault. Both scary and hot.

    Daily Mail

    23. Eva Mendes What a year the curvaceous actress had -- between flashing her nip in a Calvin Klein ad, posing naked for PETA and going topless for Italian Vogue, she's rapidly becoming our favorite star. And that's saying something after "The Women."


    22. Bikini Baristas We applauded May's news that two coffee shops employing bikini-clad baristas had opened in Washington State: Cowgirls Espresso and Hot Chick-a-Latte. Of course, by August there had already been a "scalding incident."


    21. Leysi Saurez The Peruvian model who became the victim of a criminal investigation for posing nude with her country's flag really got our blood boiling (at injustice) in July.

    Right Celebrity

    20. Earth Friend Gen terrorizing her community with nudity In July she campaigned to ride her bike topless in an Oregon parade. By September, she was having 911 called on her for rollerblading in the buff. We love Earth Friend Gen for her form, and for the example she sets on public nudity.

    19. Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Hottest. First. Lady. Ever. Sorry, Ladybird Johnson.

    DT Magazine

    18. Playboy's Girls of the Olive Garden So sue us, we like our half-naked babes with a side of tasty breadsticks. That is definitely not a euphemism, by the way.


    17. Ashley Dupre Our crush on the spicy vixen call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer has not been abated by the reality show deals or lame attempts at rapping. Does that mean it's true love?

    New York Post

    16. Nerdcore's 2009 Calendar Nerdcore's sexy sci-fi themed nudie calendar also lists important holy days for geeks like Comic-Con. Boner.

The Top 10 Adult Swim Topless Videos
Mostly safe for work. (Adult Swim)
(Sexy) Ice Cream Fight!
In slow motion! This video has everything! (Gorilla Mask)
It's Like "Sophie's Choice" All Over Again
Would you rather have two girls making out in your lap or just make out with one of them? (College Humor)