Now that the hangovers have faded and we've done some time in 2009, the moment has come for somber reflection on the truly important events of the previous year -- aspirations met, goals fallen short of and most importantly, Megan Fox stretching out that "Star Wars" T-shirt.
OK, screw somber reflection. We just want to relive all the glorious moments that made our pants tight last year. From bikini Jell-O wrestlers to Playboy's Girls of the Olive Garden, we've recapped the sexiest people, events and phenomena from 2008.
21. Leysi Saurez The Peruvian model who became the victim of a criminal investigation for posing nude with her country's flag really got our blood boiling (at injustice) in July.
20. Earth Friend Gen terrorizing her community with nudity In July she campaigned to ride her bike topless in an Oregon parade. By September, she was having 911 called on her for rollerblading in the buff. We love Earth Friend Gen for her form, and for the example she sets on public nudity.
The Top 10 Adult Swim Topless Videos Mostly safe for work. (Adult Swim) (Sexy) Ice Cream Fight! In slow motion! This video has everything! (Gorilla Mask) It's Like "Sophie's Choice" All Over Again Would you rather have two girls making out in your lap or just make out with one of them? (College Humor)