If we ever met our favorite porn star in person, we'd probably stutter, soil ourselves, then run away crying like Jill Taylor on episode #112 of Home Improvement, "Jill's Big Speech." To avoid such an occurrence, we asked megawatt adult film star Stormy Daniels for a couple of tips on how not to make gigantic boobs of ourselves. Of course, our helpful readers had their own ideas. Below, our Noble Prize winners throw in their two cents.

dollard0dot02: "How old are you?"
drifter: "What are you doing after work?"
absolut1983: "Really? My left hand's name is Stormy Daniels as well."
KenCW: Me - "HELLO...hello..."
Porn Star - "Why did you say that twice?"
Me - "I didn't."
jun2san: "Do you mind trying on this robe and wizard hat?"

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