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When we first saw George Kistner's Web site, Louisville Free Face, with its promise of "FREE ORAL SEX to any woman who qualifies" and waggling tongue GIFS, we didn't know what to think. Sure, posting online applications for sexual partners is an unusual move, but as George writes, his "favorite thing to do is give oral sex to attractive young women," and "everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride in doing." Hard to argue with that logic! And hey, who doesn't love freebies?

We spoke to the mastermind behind the site and asked him our burning questions.

So, seriously, is this a joke?
This site is not a joke. Originally I set up the site just for fun to test how well I could do html, but one of my friends told me that if I made it look more professional that I may get some people to apply. I did so and I am getting requests periodically.

What kind of people respond?
I have met one person from the site, and am in email conversations with 5 others right now. I would not provide oral sex to anyone who applied. My requirements include the fact that they have to be single, or not in a relationship where this would affect them. I don't want to mess up anyone's relationships. They also must be cute in my mind. I am not into big women, but there are a couple of people that are a little above average in size that I would assist in this area.

Find out what George's mom thinks about Louisville Free Face after the jump.

How did you even get this idea?
I decided to actually publish the site because I thought there may be a couple of women out there that might want this service. There are some people who are quite open when they realize that everything is confidential and there is no obligations to do anything. I enjoy giving oral sex to women, and thought this may work, though I didn't think the site would explode in size and popularity as it has recently.

Aren't you worried people you know will see the site?
Quite a few people in my real life have seen the site. Many of them think its great that I am trying this. My mom is not the happiest about the site, but she just laughs, or at least did until I started getting a lot more applications. I would rather my employer didn't see it, but I don't feel that what I do in my spare time is any of their business. I still do my job quite well.