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When we last checked in on Natalie Dylan, we were debating whether the auctioning of her virginity was copacetic. Sixty-five percent of you said that it was, and the over 10,000 who have since placed a bid on her purity have also given their seal of approval to the unusual, but perfectly legal auction.

As of today, the highest offer to take the maidenhood of the 22-year old who claims she needs the funds for grad school (and who will provide medical confirmation of her virginity) stands at over $3.7 million. While you have to figure this mystery bidder has money to burn, is he getting the most possible bang for his buck?

After the jump, we look at some of the other things $3.7 million can buy.

860 hours with an Eliot Spitzer-level hooker.
That's more than five straight weeks of call girl bliss, although you would be advised to spread the fun out over at least two months. If, for some reason, you are really hung up on a chick who looks like Natalie Dylan, the convenient web interfaces many escort agencies offer will help you find one. She won't be a virgin, but she will probably be really good at sex.


627 hymenoplasty procedures
Women who want to restore their virginity for religious, social or even economic reasons can now turn to hymenoplasty, a surgery which tightens the hymenal ring and allows the patient to again experience the pain and bleeding associated with having sex for the first time. It stands to reason that if you paid for 627 of these procedures, you could convince at least 10 of your beneficiaries to test out their rebuilt kitty on you. And that's 10 times the hymens popped if you just blew the whole wad in some wacky auction.


105,000 barrels oil
The best part about purchasing 105,000 barrels of oil for $3.7 million is that six months ago that same sum would have only brought 25,000 barrels of oil. If you are wondering why anyone would need an extra 80,000 barrels of oil ... you're the perv considering a bid on some random chick's virginity, so why don't you tell us?


411,111 circa 2001 George W. Bush bobbleheads
You can only take a gal's virginity once, but 411,111 George W. Bush bobbleheads will keep bobbing up and down as long as long as you shake them. I don't think anyone realizes how much we are going to miss this guy now that he's gone.

An entire medium-sized American city like Deltona, FL or Stockton, CA
While technically not true, many real estate experts believe it will be by summer. Why blow $3.7 million on the virginity of some fairly average-looking wannabe grad student -- who is probably selling it as some sort of subversive social experiment -- when you could instead use the cash to purchase an entire medium-sized American city?