The Ultimate Video Game Machine Challenge
Get the last bag of chips or die trying. (Adult Swim)

Boob Tattoos
Not as classy as you might think. (Afrojacks)
10 Undignified Celebrity Deaths
Please God, don't let me die like this. (Mental Floss)

The Top 10 Reasons Ed Hardy Sucks (The Chive)

10 Video Games Bush Should Play Now That He's Not President (The -Minus World)

Inner Monologue of the Guy Behind You in the BMW That Won't Stop Honking (Holy Taco)

Cross-Gender Super Heroes
(Bam! Kapow!)

The President and the First Lady ... Fist?
(The Bachelor Guy)

10 Greatest "Lost" WTF-isms (Unreality)*

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