Jan 23rd 2009 By Asylum Staff

15 Things You Never Say to a Woman -- 1. That Time?

1. Is it that time of the month? Blaming a woman's anger on her period is the quickest way to ensure her rage will now be focused on you. It doesn't matter if she blows up at you like clockwork every 28 days -- just don't say it.

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Saturday 24 January

By FredEye

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The one about the B word was a laugh! Women use the term for themselves all the time. Now, the C word is much, much worse and really, 99% of the time is totally inappropriate. BUT; there are those women who fit the term, which means: Can't Understand Normal Thinking!!!

Monday 26 January

By Allyn

Neutral

yada yada yada women expect men to read their minds that's it in a nutshell

Monday 26 January

By terpmarty

Neutral

When I ask my wife or my 18 year old daughter,"Do you have your period? Your treating me like you have your period". The answer is usually, YES.

Tuesday 27 January

By Katy

Neutral

I think some of the things listed are reasonable, some of them sort of depend on the cercumstances, i dont care if a friend tells me I'm being bitchy, because they are prolly right, but if some randome person just tells me to stop being a crazy bitch, and they dont even know me, or they are calling me that because of my opinions, i will proll be anoyed or maybe a bit upset. Also, i think the PMS thing is a moot point, because yes, we have to go through shit kuz of PMS, but i know some woman who take it way too far and will blow up at anyone when its that time of the month. But men do have to understand, that we are alowed to have a few days when we are a bit off. Some of these are just plain dumb, anyone with any manners would avoid some of these!

BTW: the age thing makes sence, i know 13 year olds who have been mistaken for collage students

Tuesday 27 January

By Sarah

Neutral

I think some things in this article are so not true. Like telling someone to smile..yes sometimes its annoying if its done repetitively but it can also be really cute if done in the right way. Same thing with the "can i kiss you?"

Tuesday 27 January

By Silent Hustle

Neutral

you guys forget that this is a humor site and I have no idea why you guys are taking this shit seriously. This list is a bunch of bullshit nonsense

ITS A LAME ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY
Hence the purpose of this whole site.

But i hope the arrogant woman haters IE fags keep talking. Like this Aram guy and AYB charecter (lol faggots)...I enjoy when people unconsciously make themselves look stupid. I think guys like Aram are very entertaining.

Tuesday 27 January

By Panapada

Neutral

It's five millon dollars too late, but never tell your wife of 38 years, your sexual appetite has incresed because you have been sleeping with your 22 year old hiking friend only one third her age and half her weight. The good news, I did loose 40 pounds hiking.

Tuesday 27 January

By erin

Neutral

for those guys who accually ask that or make jokes remember this
if its your dream to have a family of your own then get used to it becasue without it we wouldnt be able to have kids

Tuesday 27 January

By cleo

Neutral

I'm a woman and the only comment that would bug me is "You should smile." I would only get annoyed if I'm minding mu own business and some stranger tells me something like that. You don't know what I'm going through and you don't know me so don't say something like that to me. On the other hand, if my hubby says it, I would take it into consideration because he knows me like a book and he wouldn't say it in a smug way. The one about the "Are you pregnant" comment is pretty funny. I've actually asked a woman if she was pregnant or not. She got an attitude with me. I just told her that maybe she should loose some weight if she didn't want people thinking she was preggo.I just had a baby 4 months ago and I don't look like a lard a--.

Tuesday 27 January

By whackballer

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Oh, boo hoo hoo. That's all I have to say to this list. Grow some thicker skin. I have never met a woman in all my life that gets upset at any of these things.

Wednesday 28 January

By Southern Gent

Neutral

I suggest this article be retitled "15 Hot Button Points That YOU CAN USE TO ANGER WOMEN TO GET EVEN!".

I would suggest it would be better to teach women how to get over themselves! Let them first demonstrate they can treat each other with dignity and respect and equality.

Using the Don't Do This - Don't Do That method just isn't going to work! Having to constantly guard against the 15 things mentioned here, places one hell of a strain on communication and honesty.

It is also demeaning to women in a way that it could be misunderstood that they have no control over themselves and how they act to things said to them, which I believe is quite wrong.

Any woman with good self-confidence, self-control, and dignity will do more to influence how she is treated and talked to. This is especially true by the OPEN example she sets when among others. It's no more complex than that!

As there has always been men that are sexist, there will always be women just as sexist in their own way, without regard of the effect on other women.

This is not to say, or agree, that the road for women toward equality has not been tough and long. It has been. And there is still a way to go. Women have now reached a point on that road, where how they act towards each other, how they treat and talk to each other can greatly influence the rest of the journey towards final equality.

Wednesday 28 January

By anyithea

Neutral

I will admit that one week out of every month, I get the urge to bite my husband's head off and lay eggs in his abdomen. I do warn him so he can get a head start if I start slavering at him though. I CONTROL it, that DOESN'T mean I don't feel like crap and get emotional inside for no reason.
For some reason, someone asking me if I'm having my period makes my eyes cross and flecks of foam start to appear at the corners of my mouth. I don't know why that is such a trigger at that time of the month, but it is. I have asked my husband not to ask me if I'm having my period. I tell him instead, and apologize if I snap at him. If I don't tell him for some reason, and he asks, it takes all my willpower to not fly into a blind, mad, irrational, hormonal rage.
He kindly refrains from bringing it up because he knows it makes it hard for me to control my stupid emotions.

Wednesday 28 January

By shralla

Neutral

This list is dumb as hell. Calling a woman "irrational" is sexist now? Jesus Christ. Don't dish it out if you can't take it. Don't act irrational, and I won't say you are.

Goddamn.

Wednesday 28 January

By Wish Belkin

Neutral

The list included at least two references to sleeping on the couch. The implication being that women trade sex for respect.
Are you sure this wasn't written by a man?
A misanthrope at that.

Wednesday 28 January

By geoff groedner

Neutral

Men are stupid, insensitive and selfish, but not all the time. Two long running TV series like "Home Improvement" and "Every Loves Raymond"
were ample proof that men sometimes behave like immature jerks. However, there is a lot of humor there.

Wednesday 04 February

By James

Neutral

101 Things NOT to say during sex 20 QUESTIONS TO A BLACK MAN

Friday 06 February

By ardi

Neutral

THis is such bull shit. My gf never blows up on me when i tell her its that time of the mounth so stop acting like a bitch.. SO this is bULL sHITT

Sunday 08 February

By zimmy

Neutral

I've listened to over a dozen different women (over time) use PMS as an excuse for 'whatever'.
If they can freely say it then so can I!

Those womyn who are 'sensitive' are just spoiled.
As a male I too can pretend to be 'victimized by speech' but alas, we "take it like a man". Womyn should stop pretending to be insulted by free speech.