Jan 23rd 2009 By Asylum Staff

15 Things You Never Say to a Woman -- 15. The Hair

15. What did you do to your hair? If you're asking because you don't like it, it's too late. And if you're asking because you really can't tell, pay more attention!

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Saturday 24 January

By UltimaSora09

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I agree with MOST of the information given, except telling a woman to smile. Many women like to have someone by there side when they are feeling down. When I see ANYBODY who is looking sad, I try to cheer them up and tell them to smile, because everyone looks good with a smile on there face. To just allow a person to walk around all depressed and helpless is heartless. Besides, the women who do like to be depressed and mop all the time would be what many pychlogist call simply "inscure".

Saturday 24 January

By Sean

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This is such bologna, this just gives women excuses to take advantage of men. Especially the pregnancy thing. Come on!

Saturday 24 January

By Faith

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Is this just something to take up space? Really, come on...guys have had foot in mouth disease for centuries. Either develop a sense of humor, or forget about having a relationship with a man.
Personally the last thing I would want a man to do is be someone he is not. Or to act in a way that is not him, even if I don't particularly like what is normal for him.
I will tell you one thing women HATE more than any of those things listed in this article...A Phony!

Saturday 24 January

By crazydave1100

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Say what you want guys it matters not, you'll be in trouble anyway.
So anyway why did you do that to your hair?

Saturday 24 January

By Walter F. Laredo

Lowest Ranked

I born in Southamerica and for what I saw, it seems that American girls are somewhat easy to American white men, it also seems that are easy to minorities (black, oriental and Latin) that are not educated and not professionals, by the way they never tried to myself and seems to enjoy the lower stratus of people. All this possible because they never got good information from their ignorant white parents.
Walter

Saturday 24 January

By bob

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chics should b called out on there faults, they sure call us out

Monday 26 January

By mesowitty

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So if I have the dimwits who compiled this and the non-self-aware women who participated correct, men shouldn't mock feminism or refer to women as irrational or emotional BUT we should avoid all manner of comments that upset irrational and emotional women. Got it.

Tuesday 27 January

By Phillip

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Most of this makes sense. But what do you mean don't assume you are pregnant, when you obviously are? Is this more politically correct "respect" for a "woman's right to control her own body," to the extent of denying who else is in there?!
The last one bothers me too. Maybe he is trying to be understanding. Do not claim the right to hit us or throw hard objects at us, unless you're willing to be "abused" in self defense. And do not expect us to always be in tune with or agree with your emotions. You have every "right" to them, but we do not have ESP, and believe it or not, you are often wrong.

Tuesday 27 January

By Will

Neutral

Ok

how bout this? I am getting sick of you being an irrational Biatch every 28 days .... go fix your hair, smile for change and go visit your psychopathic mother. And by the way start acting your friggin age. And do a few situps so I dont have to figure out if you are pregnant. And while you are gone I am going to call your HOT friend over to give me a neck massage.

Tuesday 27 January

By PC

Neutral

My poor sis, a nurse, has gained about 20 over the past decade. She's still on the thin side, though. Heart-broken, she told me how utter strangers and fellow staffers would ask her due date! I was shocked, I thought this joke was so well-known, no one even said it anymore!

NEVER say this! Unless she is wearing a 'Bun in the Oven' or 'Under Construction' tee, or the baby is emerging that moment, BACK OFF! No one needs to hear it, or appreciates the intrusion of privacy!

Tuesday 27 January

By Shocked

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Wow I am shocked by all the antagonistic-misogynistic comments. Ya'll are all such psycho women-haters! Owell. Peace to you and the world!

Wednesday 28 January

By Jen

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,i, how about that....we call you out because you guys need it

Wednesday 28 January

By Tom

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Let's see if I get this. I need to carry around a book on do's and dont's on what to say and not to say to possibly piss off a woman. Boy that sounds like a good relationship ready to fail.
How about kiss my rosey red Irish ass.

Wednesday 28 January

By BAM

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As a woman, I'm disgusted at the amount of ladies who agree with this crap! Whoever wrote this is an embarrassment. First of all, if you look pregnant and aren't, you are not taking care of your body. You have no respect for yourself. A man would only ask out of being polite or curious. Men typically love babies (at least the ones I know), and it's a conversation starter! Second of all, I've never heard a man to tell me to smile. Only stupid women who are so narcissistic that they cannot fathom anyone's feelings but their own. The B-word is a given. You don't call a women a b*tch unless she IS a b*tch. Like the lady who wrote this article.