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Tuesday 27 January
By Marcus
Don't be a fat ass and we won't mistake you as being pregnant. I mean come on. You don't know what you want to hear, see, or be involved with. You are happy if people embrace your motherly glow but don't want the inquiry of pop out the little bastard.....get a life and stop your crying over bullshit. Get rid of the STRIPPERS POOCH AND YOU WON'T GET THE STATEMENT
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