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An accident on a Florida highway Monday unleashed a Donkey Kong-like scene of seemingly endless kegs rolling down the road.

The tubs of suds, 200 in all, spilled out of a beer delivery truck near the intersection of Interstates 10 and 75 after a pickup truck hit a divider and careened into a brew-carrying semi. With the two crashed vehicles at a stop, a third smashed into the beer truck, coming to a halt about eight feet inside its trailer. This second collision sent the kegs flying.

The Florida spill is only the latest in beer-truck mishaps -- another one went down in upstate New York a couple of weeks ago.

In both cases, the situation could have been a lot worse. Before beer containers were metal, spills had the ability to cause serious problems. Take the famed London Beer Flood of 1814, wherein a brewery's vats ruptured sending over 323,000 gallons of brew into a neighborhood. The incident claimed nine lives and destroyed two homes and a pub. Check out that story and other crazy mishaps after the jump.

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