If you don't frequent any of the hip metropolitan centers that house branches of the trendy, modernist Standard Hotel chain, you may not have had a chance to enjoy the aesthetic advantages of their notoriously young, lithe and modelesque staff.

To right this grievous wrong, they release an annual calendar featuring their easy-on-the-eyes employees. Rudely, they include men in this calendar, but we've gone through and picked the very finest females from this calendar and previous years. So put out your "Do not disturb" sign and enjoy.

Babes of the Standard Hotel

    The Activist, The Standard Hotel Staff Calendar, 2009

    The Prom Queen, The Standard Hotel Staff Calendar, 2009

    Student Council, The Standard Hotel Staff Calendar, 2009

    The Cheerleaders, The Standard Hotel Staff Calendar, 2009

    Lupe, Standard Hotel Staff Calendar

    Ari, Standard Hotel Staff Calendar

    Joanna, Standard Hotel Staff Calendar

    Lorena, Standard Hotel Staff Calendar

    Jessica, Standard Hotel Staff Calendar

    Mika, Standard Hotel Staff Calendar