In their January issue, Cosmopolitan called us out in a three-inch sidebar juxtaposed just above an info-graphic entitled "What His Hair Says About Him." (Spoiler alert! Does your man have a "SHORT AND TIDY" do? He's a leader!) The Cosmo Girls take today's Noble Prize for acknowledging that we exist. Here's what they wrote:

"DUMB ADVICE YOUR GUY IS GETTING:
Strong relationships are built on trust, but they can also be built on technology, and since you never really know what that girlfriend is up to, maybe it's time to spy on her computer.
--From asylum.com."

We can't believe the magazine that advocated incorporating a hair scrunchie into sex (that was a joke, right?) missed our sarcasm... Especially since they gave the exact same advice to their readers, going so far as to suggest that women check "his computer" and "in his PDA" to "look for recurring names, especially in the evenings. Make sure where he tells you he's going jibes with what's on his sched."

Hm! Seems like a clear-cut case of the pot calling the kettle borderline learning disabled. Thanks for the negative attention, ladies, and by all means, keep validating us.