(Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)

Christian Bale's tirade against a cinematographer on the set of "Terminator Salvation" was caught on tape. Definitely scarier than his hoarse Batman voice. (The Blemish)

A warrant was issued for "Girls Gone Wild" Joe Francis' arrest after he failed to show up to court. (Popeater)

Patton Oswalt tells you stories about NFL nicknames to promote his new movie "Big Fan." (With Leather)

Casper Van Dien reprised his role from "Starship Troopers" for an insane child abuse PSA. (Topless Robot)

Britney Spears is taking her kids out on tour. Didn't Casper Van Dien do a PSA against this sort of thing? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sarah Palin likes to wear stripper boots. (Derober)

Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan and David Goyer have reportedly starting writing the third Batman movie. Can we unleash Bale to get them to hurry up? (Bam! Kapow!)

David Carradine claims Quentin Tarantino plans to do another "Kill Bill" sequel and an anime spin-off. (MTV Splash Page)

Here are 63 reasons to watch the new season of "Heroes." 62 of them involve Ali Larter in her underwear. (io9)