This Pumpkin Bra is nature's D-cup. (Acorn squash available for the more modestly endowed.)
World's Sweetest Bra
Who knew that the same tasteless, rock-hard sugar nuggets that went into creating the necklaces of our youth are also used for sexy novelty wear? This bra may remind her of a bikini top, but keep her out of the pool unless you want a soggy, pastel mess to clean up.
Miso Soup and Rice Bra
The Miso Soup and Rice bra, for the man who's tired of dilly-dallying around with little girly candies and wants some actual sustenance from his lady's bosom.
Sweet Tooth Bra
While this may seem like the best thing for your girlfriend to wear to a movie, you may wind up ignoring the screen with your face buried in her chest. Of course, if you're lucky, you might find a stray piece of popcorn in there.
Nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than fire up the grill and invite your friends over for a Brabecue!
The Cheese Bra is perfect for Green Bay Packers fans with too much dignity to wear the Cheesehead.
Like a tasteful string of pearls, the Coconut Bra is a timeless classic. Let it lull you to sleep like lapping waves on the shore while Mary Ann and Ginger fan you with palm fronds.
We have a musical refrain for this one, inspired by the theme of the "Gummi Bears" cartoon: Gummy Bra/ Bouncing here and there and everywhere/ High adventure that's beyond compare/ This is the Gummy Bra.
These 100 percent chocolate bras are specially hardened to keep them from melting against the skin. Of course, when you see your lady's "Mounds" encased in chocolate something else might harden as well. (Sorry we went there, but we had to.)
Where do you put the Graham Crackers for the S'Mores? (Please do not actually roast while girl is inside.)